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dear L he's a lucky guy I'm like going

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to cry I got tears coming out of my nose

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M crap it's a campus catch a perfect

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match cuz he both have such great tast

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in clothes of course he will

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propose de L honey mole top future

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taking off bring that ring back and show

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it to me for car a princess cut are you

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py for what I just wish I could be there

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to see when he gets down on one

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knee oh my

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God my got win theide there every was a

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perfect couple this one qualifies oh my

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God you guys oh my God this is happening

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our own home coming queen and king fin

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we should be trying on a huge engagement

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ride oh my God you guys oh my

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God shut up El shut up Warner shut up

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engaged oh my

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God okay everybody sign by now fall in

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line and we'll start the engagement

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parade light candles and single file

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don't forget to smile lucum cage you

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look like the M sorry now prepare to

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serate oh my God oh my God you

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guys there aect CP

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one my God serious L and Warner were

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meant to be not once ever at hit on me

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shut up there's like couple from Titanic

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only no one dies oh my God 2 3 4 da of

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Del soon to be fian now that a man chose

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you your life begins today make him a

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happy home wa not his hard earned wage

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and so he does not roam strive not to

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look your age still in your out of me

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let it be understood no

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super our Sac Bond of sister

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H oh my God oh my God guys she's not

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here what that makes me crazy in my

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head Bruiser Bruiser where is Al she

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doesn't have an engagement

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outfit oh my God she is totally freaking

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out she's trapped in the old Valley

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Mill oh what

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sorry the old Valley

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Mall don't take the freeway wait for me

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no one should be alone to

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Dr oh my God you guys oh my God oh my

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God oh my God oh my God oh my

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God

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almost there but this dress needs to

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seal the deal make a grown man kneel but

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it can't come right out and say bride

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can't look like I'm desperate or like

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I'm waiting for it I got to leave Warner

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his pride so bride is more

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imp oh my God oh my God you guys oh this

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week I bet butterflies every time he

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looks at me it's totally propol lied oh

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my God you guys so help me dress for my

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fairy tale can't wear something I bought

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on sale love is like forever this is no

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time to economize oh my

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God blondes make commission so

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easy excuse me have you seen this just

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came in oh it's perfect for a blonde

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right with a half Loop stitch on China

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silk uhhuh but the thing is you can't

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use a half Loop stitch on China silk

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it'll pucker and you didn't just get

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this in because I saw it in last May's

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vog oh my God oh my God dear guys I am

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not about to buy last year's dress at

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this year's price right through that

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sales girl life it may be perfect for a

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blonde but I'm not that blonde I may be

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in love but I'm not stupid lady I've got

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eyes oh my God LW sorry our mistake

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Courtney take your break just ignore her

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she hasn't been well try this long go on

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try it on I take care of my best

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client it's a gift from me to

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L my God oh my God you guys this was

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perfect and it's just my size SE dreams

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really do come through you never have to

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compromise oh my

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God if ever want a perfect couple this

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qualif we love you guys no I love you

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guys oh my God oh my God oh my

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oh Warner tonight's just perfect no

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you're perfect no you are no you are no

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you no you you okay I'm even irritating

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myself now I want you to know how happy

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you've made me I mean every guy dreams

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of finding a girl who looks like

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you we both know why we're here I see it

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in your eyes I guess it calms my fear to

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know it's not a surprise I thought one

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look at you looking like a dream come

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true would leave me speechless like you

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always do but now we're wide

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awake and we've got some plans to make

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let's take some action baby so baby give

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me your

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hand I've got some dreams to make

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true I've got the future I'll

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plan it's time to get serious time to

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get serious with

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you I never thought honey I'm not

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finished oh sorry since I was two or

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three

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my life was planned out needs I'd get my

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law degree and then in my senate seat a

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big white house all of the

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amies three kids at least just like the

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kennedies here's where our lives

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be but just where do you fit in fit me

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in I'll break it down now baby so baby

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give me your hand my hand my hand I've

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got some dreams to make true we both

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have Dre to make I know that you

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understand it's time to get serious it's

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time to get serious

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serious got to wake up and take our

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journey

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serious tell you ask future attorney you

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want the Moon Andy then take a don't be

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sh baby that's why

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you should break up yes baby I'll give

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you my heart

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you're breaking up with me but I I

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thought you

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were

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proposing oh um yeah I uh I did talk to

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my parents about that Poo Bear

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but they expect a lot from me I'm going

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off to Harvard Law School and my

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brother's at Yale law and so is his new

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wife and she's a Vanderbilt for Christ's

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sake oh so I'm not good enough for you

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Warner I'm from Malibu I'm not exactly

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trailer trash here Richard Simmons is

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our

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neighbor L if I'm going to be a senator

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when I'm 30 I'm going to need somebody

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serious less of a Maryland more of a

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Jackie

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serious somebody classy and not too

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tacky okay that came out wrong baby

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let's both be strong I mean we've known

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all just shut

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up what does that mean I'm not a

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Jackie I'm not

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serious but I am seriously in love with

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you maybe my futur are

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planned

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I've got some dreams to make

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true I thought that you'd

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understand it's time to get

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serious time to get

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serious check

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please

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daughter of Delta new sweetheart it's

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been 12 Days please let us help you

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through she's eating Milky

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Ways tell me that's a

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fun I think he should be shot and let me

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tell you what I don't think he's that

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hot I do well you're a

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look who is talking oh uh-uh three words

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spring break

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cowbo are

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you must we all descend into madness yes

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oh snap it out so good to see

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you look we brought you new magazines we

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got Town and Country and your favorite

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the one they named after you L

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magazine thanks but I think it's going

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to take more than l in Town and Country

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to bring me back from my shame spiral

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well then sweetie you are just going to

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have to hold on cuz the new Vogue is not

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out till next week

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okay what do not tell me ponchos are

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back

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in no worse it's Warner's brother pyton

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Huntington the 4th and his bride

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pictures from their wedding look Muffy

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mommy wait a sec this is the kind of

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girl Warner wants someone serious

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someone loyly someone who wears black

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when nobody's

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dead girls I have a completely brilliant

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plan

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God what you want war what you want is

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me but you need to see me in a brand new

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domain well it's plain Warner in a set

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and you will see you're getting all of

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this PL the brain I'll meet you there at

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Harvard with a book in my hand big

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sturdy book big wordy book full of words

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I'll understand and right there is see

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it what is right in front of

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you clear what you right here what you

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want right in of you

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of

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here

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step one he's off to Harvard Law so I

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get in there too make Warner assess

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impress him with my high IQ a great big

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wedding and Del that's great nice plan

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now can we think this through Harvard

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Law School I have a 4.0 average yeah and

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fashion merchandising what makes you

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think you can do this love I'm doing

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this for love and love will see me

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through with the Love on my side I can't

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move

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and Harvard can't refuse love so pure

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and true don't lawyers feel love too

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even if they do what you want sweetheart

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is no easy thing if you're going to

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swing it it will wreck your senior

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spring yeah it's true first you'll need

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an elsat score of more than 174 so no

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more parties for you you'll need a

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killer essay or do not even hope and

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glowing letters from your betters any

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chance you know the pop no too bad cuz

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that would be a cool and You' got a lot

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of work in front of you you want know

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what you want even so what you want is

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right in front of you of you what you

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want you go what you want really go what

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you want it's right in front of you of

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you law school yes daddy law school good

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God why law school is for boring ugly

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serious

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people and you button are none of those

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things what you want button hey you just

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say the word but what you want's absurd

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and cost a whole lot of Swag and hell

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why button when you can stay right here

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pursue a film career how about a nice

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Perkin bag yes the east coast is foreign

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there's no film studios it's cold and

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dark no valet parking all the girls have

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different noses F button it's like the

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damn front deer tell me what's out there

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that you can get right here guys love

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I'm going there for love love I have to

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win I can live without sun or valet I

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can't just walk away betray what might

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have fine okay I'll pay your way if you

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get

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[Applause]

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it hey everybody it's the springling

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fear bash

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extreme

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not for you you can either party or get

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into Harvard Law time to study

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go this your te oh my God Jama making me

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crazy what you want you want to be out

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because it's on she what you want you

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want to be sturdy stuck inside your door

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what you want you want to be party with

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us all night long what you want you want

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to be strong be

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strong

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134 not good enough try again go what

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you want you want to be groov and bup

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and shake the Room what you want you

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want to be proven something and to what

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you want you want to be W to where you

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youth is gone what you want you want to

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hold on hold

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on

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151 still not Harvard material once

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again what you want you want to be

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breathing in the healthy air what you

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want you want to be chasing him and he

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don't care what you want you want to

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ignore the p

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alive

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175 175

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175

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175 so gentlemen Harvard Law grants

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admission to Adam Cohen and Sun deep

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padon o outstanding and now M L

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Woods who was kind enough to send in a

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head

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shot she's applying

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apparently well she has a 4.0 average

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yes in fashion merchandising she did get

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a 175 on her lsats yes and there's also

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a letter of recommendation from Oprah

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Winfrey

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gentlemen

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gentlemen I'm not arguing Miss Woods is

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unqualified but look at her is that the

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face of Harvard

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Law

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multiculturalism excuse me we should

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admit her for reasons of Multicultural

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multiculturalism exactly gentlemen

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Gentlemen please get a hold of

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yourselves this is Harvard Law School

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not

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match.com oh look at that oh what a

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shame she didn't bother sending in a

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personal

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essay how this for a person person

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essay goodness

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me who are you I'm what you want I'm the

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girl for you and to prove it true we all

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flew here on J thank you thank you call

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me every

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ad this is not a personal essay so

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boring and so much is not F so weing

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right here taking

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you Jo

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the that watch

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out and now some legal

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[Music]

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jargon

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exhibit

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a time for my

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[Music]

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cross I

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[Music]

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object may I

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approach

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everyone

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everyone

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everyone Africa

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now see here mswoods you can't just

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barge in here with singing and dancing

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an ethnic

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movement it's a very flashy presentation

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but I still don't see one reason to

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admit you

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how about

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[Applause]

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love you ever been in love cuz if you

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have you'll know that love never accepts

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defeat no challenge it can't meet no

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place it cannot go don't say no to a war

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on Love Don't Laugh when I see Love

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Don't BL that

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I'm because even a person who's smart

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can listen to Heart can listen and

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believe so believe in what love can

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achieve do you believe I do do you

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believe me too yes we

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believe about you welcome

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[Music]

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to

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[Music]

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now

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want Hello I'm uh EMT Forest class of

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art five

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represent uh welcome to the hallowed

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Halls of Harvard Law I know firsthand

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how hard you've all worked to be here

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today so let's go around and share a bit

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about yourselves Aaron

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Schulz I want a full bright and a roads

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I write Financial software codes but

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that's a challenge I've outgrown how

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many Yachts can one man own some say

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that I'm A pompous creep somehow I don't

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lose that much sleep why father with

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false modesty Harvard's the perfect

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place for me pretty impressive good to

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know welcome to Harvard what's up yo Su

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grow padan but you may call me Your

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Majesty in my country my word was law

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but then I flee because of stupid

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kudet but here I learn I make new

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friends and soon returning bulletproof

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mercedesbenz impressive good to know

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welcome to Hoops I did the Peace Court

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overseas inoculating refugees and family

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clinics that I built myself from M and

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trees I fought to clean up their lagoons

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and save their rare endangered loons and

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let a protest March against it sensitive

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cartoons pretty impressive good but now

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I'm on the legal track because this

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country's out of whack and only women

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have the guts to go and take it back

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we'll make the government come clean and

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get more people voting green and really

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stick it to the fall machine I love your

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talk it is so fatigue Chic so outside to

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you guys snaps first day of Harvard

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Law I'm El woods and this is Bruiser

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Woods en it oh my God we both have names

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that start with an e oh my God we're

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like practically

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twins uh we were just going around the

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circle tell us something about yourself

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me okay well I'm a Gemini with a double

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Capricorn Moon and I have a bachelor's

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degree from UCLA where I was s up

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sweetheart president of Delta new sority

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and founded the charity shop for a

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cause oh and just last week at Fred

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seagull I talked Beyonce out of buying a

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truly heinous CA knit tube top whoever

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said Tangerine is the new pink is

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seriously

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Disturbed

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I did not know

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that does anyone know where I can find

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criminal law 101 with Professor Callahan

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and Warner Huntington

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III uh actually we're all headed there

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so I'm I'm sure somebody would be happy

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to show

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you H uh it's inher over there second

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building on the left thank

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you you know I don't think dogs are

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exactly allowed in class oh bruiser's

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not a dog bruiser's family

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I'll just drop him off at my room he'd

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be happier there anyway Bruiser loves

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Days of Our Lives I'll see you later

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then I want a full bright and a road I

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write Financial software

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[Music]

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codes excuse

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me pardon me

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have it

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through l oh my God Warner that is so

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weird I totally forgot you go

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here what are you doing here I go here

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you got into Harvard what like it's

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hard uh this must be yours Woods comma L

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is this my social

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agenda uh uh no your academic roster oh

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right there's that let's totally catch

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up after

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class who is she my

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ex-girlfriend

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um all that pink you're wearing is that

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even legal pink is my signature color so

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I gather everyone take your seats

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Professor Callahan should be here any

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second

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you know three years ago I was sitting

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right where you're sitting and I'd heard

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all the same rumors I'm sure you've

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heard too Callahan's ruthless he bathes

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in the blood of sheep blah blah blah

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only partly true what you really need to

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know is you have the right to remain

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silent anything you say will be used

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against you

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now when you choose a law career the

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moment you Embark there is that joke

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you're bound to hear a lawyer is a shark

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ignore that it's simplistic and it's

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dumb only some of you will turn out

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sharks just

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some the rest are

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Chum our topic is blood in the

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water kids it's time you

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faced law school is a waste oh yes

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unless you acquire a taste for blood in

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the

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water dark and red and raw you're

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nothing until the thrill of the kill

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becomes your only law Mr Schulz

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hypothetical question would you be

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willing to defend the following Banker

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accused to fraud a kind old grandma took

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her savings and she sent it off to your

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client all she saved since he was born

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well he promised to invest it but he

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spent it on prostitutes and heroin and

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porn no I would not want to take that

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case wrong this one is a win unless

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you're lazy Grandma's broke she'll have

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some hack from legal aid put her on the

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stand and call her old and crazy your

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guy goes free and he can even get you

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laid look for the blood in the water

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read your your Thomas

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Hobs only spineless snobs will quarrel

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with a morally dubious jobs yes blood in

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the water your Scruples are a

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flaw M Hoops hypothetical question would

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you be the right lawyer for the

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following client say they offer you a

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bundle for defending a famous Hitman for

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the mafia Elite well seems he missed his

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chosen prey killed and drove away

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running over three cute puppies in the

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street what do you think I wouldn't

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defend him just because he's a typical

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man oh you lesbians think you're so

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tough excuse me sir oh dear I fear my

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comment has offended hard to argue

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though when you're too mad to speak your

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imployment will be very quickly ended

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when they see how your emotions make you

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weak so what's my point I run a billion

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doll offer and I hire four new interns

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every year from this class I will select

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four young sharks whom I respect and

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those four will have a guaranteed career

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do you follow

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me so I want to see

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what exactly let the games

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begin four of you will win but just

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those four with a dors so thin yes blood

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in the water so bite and scratch and

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Claw what yes M uh Woods lwoods oh well

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someone's had their morning coffee could

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you summarize the case of state of

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Indiana V Hearn from your reading please

542
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oh I wanted to answer the puppy

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question but I'm asking you about the

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assigned

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reading okay who assigns reading for the

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first day of class

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[Music]

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you have guts Miss

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Woods M

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Kensington let us say you teach a class

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at Harvard Law School a position that

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you're justly proud about but a girl on

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whom you call hasn't read the case at

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all should you let it go or no I'd throw

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her

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out all right

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then you heard your

558
00:31:32,159 --> 00:31:36,600
classmate you have just been killed she

559
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,279
cuts your throat so grab your coat yes

560
00:31:40,279 --> 00:31:43,600
you've got guts but now they're still

561
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:48,200
your bloods in the water so would you

562
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,279
please

563
00:31:49,279 --> 00:31:52,440
withdraw and if you return be ready to

564
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,440
learn or is that unfair oh wait I don't

565
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,039
care that's just how I rule in life as

566
00:31:58,039 --> 00:32:01,559
in school with fear and shock and a

567
00:32:01,559 --> 00:32:03,039
you're nothing

568
00:32:03,039 --> 00:32:06,039
until to The Thrill of the

569
00:32:06,039 --> 00:32:10,919
kill becomes your only

570
00:32:10,919 --> 00:32:14,760
Lord your only

571
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,600
Lord

572
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:31,240
hey Woods comma L listen I got kicked

573
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,919
out of class once first year too it's

574
00:32:32,919 --> 00:32:35,080
awful but trust me your law career Is

575
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:39,000
Not Over Law career so not the problem

576
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,960
listen I just need to get back into

577
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,799
class with Warner can you help me yeah

578
00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:46,600
come back tomorrow and make sure you've

579
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:50,480
done your reading right um um excuse

580
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,880
me why would you do that to another girl

581
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:57,240
do what we girls have to stick together

582
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,760
we can't try to look good by making each

583
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,039
other look bad I didn't make you look

584
00:33:02,039 --> 00:33:04,480
bad you just weren't prepared try

585
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,000
opening a law book sometime but I should

586
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,720
warn you they don't come with pictures

587
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,200
so I'll give you ladies a moment

588
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,960
then aren't there girls going wild

589
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,880
somewhere without

590
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,720
you uh Hey Oh Warner thank God you're

591
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,840
here yeah L listen I'm really sorry

592
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,960
sorry for what Warner is there something

593
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,279
you'd like to share with L do you know

594
00:33:26,279 --> 00:33:27,480
her

595
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,720
yeah well uh Vivien and I went to

596
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,960
boarding school together and now she's

597
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,399
my

598
00:33:34,399 --> 00:33:36,799
girlfriend I'm sorry I just hallucinated

599
00:33:36,799 --> 00:33:37,919
what did you

600
00:33:37,919 --> 00:33:41,519
say he said I'm his

601
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:44,519
girlfriend

602
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,760
girlfriend Margo Serena B

603
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,480
girls what are you doing here L this is

604
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:59,080
a tragedy and every tragedy needs a

605
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:03,279
Greek chorus Greek

606
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,719
chorus L we are here to help yeah but

607
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:15,119
we're not actually here here no we're

608
00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:18,839
just in your head honey what you crying

609
00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:21,960
at you're not losing him to that both

610
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,119
her hair and shoes are flat and why is

611
00:34:24,119 --> 00:34:27,399
she so rude wipe your tears it's no big

612
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,040
thing you were meant to wear his ring

613
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,000
she red up it's time to bring a happy

614
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,320
attitude keep it

615
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,280
positive as you slap her to the floor

616
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,560
keep it

617
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,760
positive as you pull her hair and call

618
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,599
her you can take her in a you and

619
00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:50,679
T will reunite you know we're right

620
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,879
we're girls girls violence is never

621
00:34:56,879 --> 00:35:00,200
never wise not the way to win back guys

622
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,520
anyway she's twice my size Who's Got A

623
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:06,480
Plan B me look at her she's like a none

624
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,920
show him you are way more fun bust out

625
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,000
the L and you've won you off the hisle

626
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,079
but keep

627
00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:17,920
POS out your a freak keep it

628
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:21,800
posi Missy Pants last a week you will

629
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,640
wet his appetite you and he will reunite

630
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,119
you know we eyes we're

631
00:35:28,119 --> 00:35:30,280
positive we're

632
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,320
positive we're

633
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,599
positive we're oh my God you're making

634
00:35:35,599 --> 00:35:41,280
me sick really are we Warner let's take

635
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,000
this back to my

636
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,000
place

637
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:52,240
I he loves you and not your Hunter and I

638
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,359
bet your sponsor she don't know the real

639
00:35:54,359 --> 00:35:57,440
hand you don't let her

640
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,319
we can sleep beauty turn his head with

641
00:36:00,319 --> 00:36:03,839
your red bring the if you bring the it's

642
00:36:03,839 --> 00:36:07,119
positiv time to shake your J shake shake

643
00:36:07,119 --> 00:36:09,319
shake shake shake shake shake shake

644
00:36:09,319 --> 00:36:11,560
shake

645
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,950
[Applause]

646
00:36:13,950 --> 00:36:24,678
[Music]

647
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:26,860
shake

648
00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:28,240
[Music]

649
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:31,599
girl how was this helping he's not even

650
00:36:31,599 --> 00:36:35,040
here he left while we were shaking junk

651
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,000
wait girls I'm

652
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,079
positive that we've taken this too far

653
00:36:40,079 --> 00:36:41,520
no I'm

654
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,119
positive this is Harvard not a stripper

655
00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:47,520
bar all this trashy carrying on that's

656
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,920
the reason that he's gone I need a salon

657
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,359
girls

658
00:36:52,359 --> 00:36:57,680
I'm try not to get upset but I'm posed

659
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,040
it's time for me to go brunette what

660
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:03,079
being blond and being hot my D got me

661
00:37:03,079 --> 00:37:08,359
exactly squat got to show it

662
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:13,280
again no I'm positive posi I'm

663
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,280
positive

664
00:37:25,599 --> 00:37:27,240
I'm

665
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:30,920
hey there hey there welcome to the Hair

666
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,000
Affair oh you're with paulet so you're

667
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,560
in good hands here I'm like all state

668
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,560
but for

669
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,960
hair make me a brunette a what a

670
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:46,040
brunette oh honey you can't change this

671
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,760
you're a genetic Lotto win okay

672
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,440
something else is going on here now back

673
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,960
up pette is listening

674
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,960
spill okay I'm Elwoods and and I came

675
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,079
all the way out for Harvard Law School

676
00:37:59,079 --> 00:38:02,400
that's a good school I know

677
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,119
right anyway I did it all to follow my

678
00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:12,480
one true love Warner but now he's

679
00:38:12,599 --> 00:38:16,560
he's he's dating an evil

680
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:20,119
preppy so what she have that you don't

681
00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:22,240
got three

682
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:25,480
boobs she's serious seriously does she

683
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,359
have three boobs

684
00:38:28,359 --> 00:38:30,040
no she's a constipated polo shirt with a

685
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,520
mousy brown bob apparently that's what

686
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,920
Warner wants so you have to make me a

687
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,240
brunette whoa whoa whoaa whoa whoa whoa

688
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,160
whoa whoa whoa

689
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,960
whoa now do you know the number one

690
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:48,560
reason behind all bad hair

691
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,240
decisions

692
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:53,240
love you lost without your love your

693
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,920
heart is on the floor well I can help

694
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,359
you I've been been there before when I

695
00:38:58,359 --> 00:39:02,160
need to relax I just put on some tracks

696
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:06,920
from this CD I bought for the

697
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:11,359
[Music]

698
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,400
store isn't that

699
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:20,760
relaxing it's called Celtic

700
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:27,359
mes when I'm lonely I feeling dejected

701
00:39:27,359 --> 00:39:32,560
I play this and it never fails I pretend

702
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,680
like I'm in

703
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:39,960
irland with Ena and the

704
00:39:42,359 --> 00:39:46,079
whales when my telephone gets

705
00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:50,160
disconnected or I spend every night

706
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:55,400
alone i' pretend like I'm in Ireland

707
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:59,640
where the Irish fish bag pipes

708
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:04,240
drone smell the grass as a rainstorm is

709
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:07,640
ending people smile while I show past

710
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,599
their

711
00:40:08,599 --> 00:40:12,720
Farms with a redheaded sailor named

712
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:18,359
Brandon and we dance without moving our

713
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:23,319
arms in a bar once I met this guy Dewey

714
00:40:23,319 --> 00:40:27,359
and he bought me like 14 beard

715
00:40:27,359 --> 00:40:30,319
and he told me that he was from

716
00:40:30,319 --> 00:40:35,119
Ireland so I lived with him 10 years if

717
00:40:35,119 --> 00:40:38,680
I squinted he looked like my sailor

718
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,880
through my boozy delusional

719
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:45,680
fog but he dumped me for some named

720
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:50,240
Kayla took my trailer and took my

721
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:55,119
dog in and I know how to love you you

722
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:59,240
Embrace in the miss the Irish please and

723
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:03,640
if your Irish boy ties of you you're

724
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:07,799
allowed to shoot him in the

725
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:12,200
knees say you look like that poster for

726
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,400
irland long blond hair and that sweet

727
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,440
Sunny face on a wait that's the post of

728
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:23,599
the Sweden oh screw it I'll Never See

729
00:41:23,599 --> 00:41:26,839
either place but a girl

730
00:41:26,839 --> 00:41:29,640
sweet as you has a

731
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,119
future you have

732
00:41:32,119 --> 00:41:36,520
hope as each new day Dawns girls like

733
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:40,820
you always get to see

734
00:41:40,820 --> 00:41:44,000
[Music]

735
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,599
Ireland give my

736
00:41:46,599 --> 00:41:49,580
love to the

737
00:41:49,580 --> 00:41:52,900
[Music]

738
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:58,240
Le

739
00:42:04,079 --> 00:42:05,480
oh you

740
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,920
know it's it's just times like this

741
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,359
where I miss my dog roof is the most

742
00:42:10,359 --> 00:42:12,720
look it's our annual glamour shot with

743
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:17,000
little Sailors oh Beyond adorable no

744
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,720
woman should be denied her dog tell me

745
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:22,920
something I don't know so I'll bring the

746
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,559
Lobster Pot Stickers oh perfect and I

747
00:42:25,559 --> 00:42:28,559
have a case of Gard yum now that's a

748
00:42:28,559 --> 00:42:30,880
party oh if there's a

749
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,839
party hello Vivian hello

750
00:42:34,839 --> 00:42:38,040
L uh yeah just a few of us are getting

751
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:41,760
together next Friday night hey El maybe

752
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,160
that guy you like will be there you

753
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,480
should go definitely come it's a costume

754
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,040
party I love costume parties of course

755
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:53,359
you do okay next Friday at 8 243 massav

756
00:42:53,359 --> 00:42:56,839
see you there thanks Vivian

757
00:42:56,839 --> 00:43:00,119
he you are so going to borrow my secret

758
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:02,520
weapon costume I got in storage listen

759
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,160
all we need to do is dust off the moth

760
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,160
balls oh but wait till you see it now

761
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,760
you go you go and you do this honey

762
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,400
because if a girl like you can't win

763
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,520
back hagy then there is no hope for the

764
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,720
rest of us oh poette thank you for

765
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:18,880
talking me off the ledge you have no

766
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,640
idea how much I needed then oh well then

767
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:27,000
go L you go and you fight for the is Fe

768
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,119
nothing and no one they keep fighting

769
00:43:30,119 --> 00:43:32,640
till everyone's

770
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:37,160
dead I'm not sure where this metaphor is

771
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:42,200
going I just felt like it had to be

772
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:46,000
sa there's a guy at that party who loves

773
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,000
you something most of us only

774
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:55,079
dream you go out there and you get some

775
00:43:55,079 --> 00:43:57,520
Marin

776
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,240
the country of

777
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:03,720
whiskey and

778
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,440
Love

779
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,920
Whitney darling thank you for hosting

780
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:22,160
this oh my pleasure oh thank you we all

781
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,559
needed a break from law school anxiety

782
00:44:24,559 --> 00:44:27,280
and worrying about Callahan internship H

783
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,040
you can say that again well you two

784
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,960
enjoy yourselves oh mingle

785
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,240
okay you do know Whitney's father is

786
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,880
next in line to be speaker of the house

787
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:41,280
so you said oh just think future

788
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,280
presidents Could Be In This Very Room

789
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,000
okay I'm going to go track down Robert

790
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,920
Coleman and convince him that he must

791
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,680
join our study group apparently his

792
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,640
summer home is three houses down from

793
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,640
Justice suor okay I'm going to grab a

794
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,960
beer right

795
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,880
hey shut

796
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:07,920
up hey check out Miss

797
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,720
October oh my

798
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,880
God hey stranger L man what's with the

799
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,680
costume can a girls shake things up yeah

800
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,319
but how come you couldn't wear this when

801
00:45:23,319 --> 00:45:26,480
we were going out because I guess you

802
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,079
never asked which now ranks as the

803
00:45:29,079 --> 00:45:32,359
greatest regret of my life no I uh I

804
00:45:32,359 --> 00:45:33,319
still can't get over the fact that

805
00:45:33,319 --> 00:45:37,160
you're here at Harvard I mean back at

806
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,720
UCLA never would have guessed

807
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:43,800
it sometimes I missed the old days those

808
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,800
party senior year I thought we ruled the

809
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:50,160
world you funn with all that beer I held

810
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,920
your head when you Hur we were like Gods

811
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,880
back then walking among common men tell

812
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,559
tell me why can't it be that way again

813
00:45:58,559 --> 00:46:01,480
dreams don't just

814
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,559
disappear we could keep on dreaming them

815
00:46:04,559 --> 00:46:08,000
here what like senior year but funner

816
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,359
you've got your future play I I do what

817
00:46:12,359 --> 00:46:14,920
if I'm standing there too we I'm not

818
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,599
following you I'm here cuz I understand

819
00:46:18,599 --> 00:46:21,520
sure I understand here cuz I'm serious

820
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,599
you're right you look real

821
00:46:23,599 --> 00:46:27,040
serious Warner don't forget I got into

822
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,200
this school too and now we'll both be

823
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,800
studying law together maybe we'll both

824
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,359
get Callahan's internship and work

825
00:46:32,359 --> 00:46:34,559
together wo whoo wo w Wait a second El

826
00:46:34,559 --> 00:46:36,359
you get kicked out of class like every

827
00:46:36,359 --> 00:46:38,400
day you don't actually believe you have

828
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,200
a chance of getting that internship do

829
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:45,640
you of course oh everybody in the class

830
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,520
wants it nobody more than me it's a

831
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,079
guaranteed career you're you're

832
00:46:49,079 --> 00:46:50,520
practically made partner before you get

833
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:54,400
a job offer and L you're looking fluffy

834
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,920
as usual oh oh hello Vivian thanks for

835
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,319
the great tip on the costume party I see

836
00:47:00,319 --> 00:47:03,680
you came as last year's sample

837
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:13,440
sale look Pooh Bear L you have to Ace

838
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,599
his course to get that internship and

839
00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:17,640
he's not called C minus Callahan for

840
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,800
nothing Warner I am completely cognizant

841
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,119
of both of those facts you're not going

842
00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:22,640
to make it through the semester let

843
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,359
alone get Callahan's internship even if

844
00:47:25,359 --> 00:47:28,920
you keep going and going and

845
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,920
going face it bunny one of these things

846
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,960
is not like the other someday we'll

847
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,720
nominate Supreme Court Justices and

848
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:36,760
you'll

849
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,800
tan run home L and change out of your

850
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,559
skank

851
00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:45,200
costume oh is that what you see Vivian

852
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,839
how unfortunate because I'm Gloria

853
00:47:47,839 --> 00:47:50,400
steinm Circa 1963 researching for her

854
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:54,200
feminist Manifesto I was a Playboy bunny

855
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,040
are you actually calling Gloria steum a

856
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,200
skank who's calling Gloria steum a skank

857
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,480
she

858
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:08,280
is to say that totally

859
00:48:09,910 --> 00:48:13,520
[Music]

860
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,359
M whoa

861
00:48:16,359 --> 00:48:18,119
L what's

862
00:48:18,119 --> 00:48:21,119
up

863
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,280
doc

864
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:32,440
love excuse me I put my faith in love I

865
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,599
followed where it led Love Led you here

866
00:48:34,599 --> 00:48:37,720
to my personal circle of hell it has not

867
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:40,520
worked out well I wish that I were dead

868
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,000
cuz instead of a weding and love I'm

869
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
fking out of school a total laughing

870
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,160
stock someone he and his friends can

871
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,359
just mock so go here my head just hit

872
00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:50,880
him with a rock

873
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:55,240
wait go back you came out here to follow

874
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:59,079
a man man Harvard Law was just part of

875
00:48:59,079 --> 00:49:03,079
that plan man what Rich romantic Planet

876
00:49:03,079 --> 00:49:04,160
are you

877
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,559
from

878
00:49:06,559 --> 00:49:09,200
Malibu instead of lying outside by the

879
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,640
pool you stalk some guy to an iy League

880
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,640
school that's the weirdest reason I have

881
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,799
why' you

882
00:49:16,799 --> 00:49:19,799
come

883
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,520
okay I grew up in the rockberry slums

884
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,240
with my mom and a series of bums guys

885
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:29,440
who showed me all the ways a man can

886
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:32,240
fail I got through law school by busting

887
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,599
my ass worked two jobs in addition to

888
00:49:34,599 --> 00:49:37,640
class so forgive me for not Weeping at

889
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:38,440
your

890
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,799
tail well excuse me but just because

891
00:49:40,799 --> 00:49:42,319
you've got a chip on your shoulder you

892
00:49:42,319 --> 00:49:45,920
know what you're right there's a chip on

893
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,720
my shoulder and it's big as a boulder

894
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:52,079
with a chance I've been given I'm going

895
00:49:52,079 --> 00:49:55,559
to be driven as hell I'm so close I can

896
00:49:55,559 --> 00:49:58,640
taste it so I'm not going to waste it

897
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,799
yeah there's a chip on my

898
00:50:00,799 --> 00:50:03,640
shoulder you might want to get one as

899
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,200
well well that sounds highly negative

900
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,920
hey I'm just being honest when you

901
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,119
weren't born into privilege you got to

902
00:50:09,119 --> 00:50:10,559
work twice as

903
00:50:10,559 --> 00:50:13,880
hard I want that sweatshirt

904
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,020
back

905
00:50:15,020 --> 00:50:16,240
[Music]

906
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:21,200
wait two jobs plus law school I haven't

907
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,799
slept since

908
00:50:23,799 --> 00:50:26,760
1992 seriously

909
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,359
how do you do it well I don't go to

910
00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:31,839
parties a lot not good use of the time

911
00:50:31,839 --> 00:50:34,440
that I've got can't spend hours doing my

912
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,720
hair and staying in shape I don't spend

913
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:39,559
hours but I know it'll all be worthwhile

914
00:50:39,559 --> 00:50:41,760
when I win my first lucrative trial and

915
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,119
buy my mom that great big house out on

916
00:50:44,119 --> 00:50:46,640
the cap that's so sweet no that's the

917
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:49,960
chip on my shoulder I hugged my mom and

918
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,000
told her with a chance I've been given

919
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,760
I'm going to be driven as hell the I

920
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,799
can't take the day off I just think of

921
00:50:58,799 --> 00:51:01,920
the payoff you need a chip on your

922
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:05,920
shoulder Little Miss Woods comma l no I

923
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,839
don't I just need to prove to everyone

924
00:51:07,839 --> 00:51:11,400
that I'm serious what you need is to get

925
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:12,680
to

926
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:16,440
work make yourself at

927
00:51:18,079 --> 00:51:20,820
home Hello

928
00:51:20,820 --> 00:51:24,010
[Music]

929
00:51:24,119 --> 00:51:26,839
Kitty oh

930
00:51:26,839 --> 00:51:30,160
oh you drink a lot of Red Bull don't you

931
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:32,520
it gives me

932
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,839
energy for when you're up late studying

933
00:51:35,839 --> 00:51:38,680
what I said

934
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,760
studying you do study don't you where

935
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:45,920
are those law books oh um they're under

936
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:49,920
the oh under the the

937
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:53,240
pile P

938
00:51:54,359 --> 00:51:57,280
love they're here

939
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,839
somewhere you know this vanity is real

940
00:51:59,839 --> 00:52:02,280
picturesque but it started its life as a

941
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:04,960
desk clear it off and find some room for

942
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:07,119
books instead what are you doing can you

943
00:52:07,119 --> 00:52:08,720
live without this can you live without

944
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:10,359
that I don't know what this is it's for

945
00:52:10,359 --> 00:52:12,200
hair wear a hat spend some time

946
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,880
improving what's inside your head out

947
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,480
out put it in storage sell it on eBay

948
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,200
leave it behind out out what are you

949
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,799
angry good so get angry you may find a

950
00:52:23,799 --> 00:52:26,640
chip on your shoulder oh the room just

951
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,160
got colder but with a Chance you've been

952
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,119
given why are you not driven as hell

953
00:52:32,119 --> 00:52:34,760
there's just no way around it you got to

954
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:38,200
plow through till you found

955
00:52:38,319 --> 00:52:42,799
it been reading it hard I can

956
00:52:45,119 --> 00:52:50,799
tell to be simple I gift to be

957
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:57,240
free

958
00:52:58,319 --> 00:53:01,160
bye Warner Happy

959
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,559
Thanksgiving say hi to your mom and dad

960
00:53:03,559 --> 00:53:07,559
for me and Grandma Bootsy what is this

961
00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:10,119
my second my third I don't know but I am

962
00:53:10,119 --> 00:53:12,680
loving

963
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:17,240
it Define malum prohibitum malum

964
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:22,079
prohibitum malam prohibitum is um an act

965
00:53:22,079 --> 00:53:23,880
prohibited an act prohibited by law like

966
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,839
jay walking or twoing in Singapore

967
00:53:25,839 --> 00:53:28,559
therefore malaman say means malaman say

968
00:53:28,559 --> 00:53:31,520
is an action that's evil in itself

969
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,119
assault murder White Shoes after Labor

970
00:53:34,119 --> 00:53:36,960
Day

971
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:41,440
good where you going home of course uh

972
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,319
it's Thanksgiving break

973
00:53:43,319 --> 00:53:45,280
remember

974
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,799
interesting what well I predict you will

975
00:53:48,799 --> 00:53:51,280
probably pass in the bottom percent of

976
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,400
your class if you're going for mediocre

977
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,280
you've done great that's not fair look

978
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,880
they laughed at me like they're laughing

979
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,200
at you we can't win if we don't follow

980
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,680
through might I Venture your vacation

981
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:04,760
plans can wait why do you always have to

982
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,120
be

983
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:10,350
[Music]

984
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:15,720
right in chel

985
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:27,280
day bye Warner Merry

986
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:32,359
Christmas enjoy Veil okay now Focus L

987
00:54:32,359 --> 00:54:35,799
Focus now the case of Russell versus

988
00:54:35,799 --> 00:54:38,079
Sullivan determined that Russell was

989
00:54:38,079 --> 00:54:39,960
legally the child's father even though

990
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:44,240
he was just a sperm donor gold

991
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:51,559
star um uh this is my friend pette hi

992
00:54:51,559 --> 00:54:55,720
hey there um for you

993
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:57,760
not as good as going home for Christmas

994
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,839
but you are too sweet it's a real

995
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:03,890
timesaver shampoo and conditioner in

996
00:55:03,890 --> 00:55:05,599
[Music]

997
00:55:05,599 --> 00:55:11,400
one hair care I love this guy oh well

998
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,680
I'll just leave you two alone then I'll

999
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:16,440
see you later

1000
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:24,119
L you are so adorable to think of me hey

1001
00:55:24,119 --> 00:55:25,480
hey have you seen Vivan I've been

1002
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:28,079
looking for her

1003
00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:31,480
everywhere

1004
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:32,560
huh

1005
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,520
[Music]

1006
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,720
yeah I mean

1007
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:41,038
no great we're going to miss our

1008
00:55:42,359 --> 00:55:45,480
flight um

1009
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:49,079
L I don't know if you've noticed before

1010
00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:50,799
but each Time Warner walks through the

1011
00:55:50,799 --> 00:55:55,720
door your IQ goes down to 40 maybe less

1012
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:59,599
yes huh though it's hardly my business

1013
00:55:59,599 --> 00:56:01,839
to say could it be the real thing in

1014
00:56:01,839 --> 00:56:04,680
your way is the very guy you're trying

1015
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:06,960
to

1016
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:08,920
impress

1017
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,880
yes I've been smiling and sweet and

1018
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:14,520
thoroughly beat and blowing my chance

1019
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,039
let's not chase him away let's face him

1020
00:56:17,039 --> 00:56:19,559
and say hey P Let's Dance this chip on

1021
00:56:19,559 --> 00:56:22,880
my shoulder makes you smarter and Bolder

1022
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,559
no more whining or blaming

1023
00:56:25,559 --> 00:56:27,160
claiming

1024
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:30,680
my let do this instead ofl hearts all

1025
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,400
through this now

1026
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:37,680
a let's see him knock it

1027
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:46,400
aside go back to school with a pict on

1028
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,640
your

1029
00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:52,760
should but Mr Latimer wasn't stalking he

1030
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,000
was clearly within his rights to ask for

1031
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,839
visitation Russell versus Su but Russell

1032
00:56:56,839 --> 00:56:58,760
was known to the mother laimer was an

1033
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,599
anonymous donor well yeah but without Mr

1034
00:57:01,599 --> 00:57:03,559
Latimer sperm the child in question

1035
00:57:03,559 --> 00:57:05,599
would not exist now you're thinking like

1036
00:57:05,599 --> 00:57:10,520
a lawyer that's a way to do it yes woods

1037
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,559
Mr Huntington makes an excellent point

1038
00:57:13,559 --> 00:57:15,440
but did the defendant keep a log of

1039
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,480
every sperm emission made throughout his

1040
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:21,039
life what interesting why do you ask

1041
00:57:21,039 --> 00:57:22,880
well unless the defendant attempted to

1042
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,880
contact every sexual encounter to find a

1043
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,319
child resulted in those unions he has no

1044
00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:29,359
parental claim over this child

1045
00:57:29,359 --> 00:57:33,359
whatsoever why now why this sperm I see

1046
00:57:33,359 --> 00:57:36,160
your point and by Mr Huntington standard

1047
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,599
all masturbatory missions where the

1048
00:57:37,599 --> 00:57:39,960
sperm was clearly not seeking an egg

1049
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:43,960
could be called Reckless

1050
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:47,559
abandonment Miss Woods you just won your

1051
00:57:47,559 --> 00:57:51,160
case oh my

1052
00:57:53,799 --> 00:57:58,359
God I am to like

1053
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:02,039
this Miss Woods excellent work today I

1054
00:58:02,039 --> 00:58:04,680
assume you're applying for my internship

1055
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,119
do you have a

1056
00:58:06,119 --> 00:58:08,880
resume I'm one step ahead of

1057
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:12,599
you here you go and thanks in advance

1058
00:58:12,599 --> 00:58:13,840
for your

1059
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:17,090
[Music]

1060
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:26,720
consideration

1061
00:58:28,230 --> 00:58:31,449
[Applause]

1062
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,480
dear God it's

1063
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:36,520
scented you know three months ago I

1064
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,799
would have recycled this make sure to

1065
00:58:38,799 --> 00:58:41,319
put it on

1066
00:58:41,559 --> 00:58:44,119
file guess she got a chip on her

1067
00:58:44,119 --> 00:58:47,480
shoulder maybe some wise men told her

1068
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,039
with a Chance we've been given we got to

1069
00:58:50,039 --> 00:58:53,079
be driven as hell she was something to

1070
00:58:53,079 --> 00:58:55,720
see there I'm just happy I could be

1071
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,720
there first big test and she H it she's

1072
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,280
so close she can taste it she got a chip

1073
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,760
on her

1074
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:07,160
shoulder guess you never can

1075
00:59:11,039 --> 00:59:13,930
tell with little Miss Woods

1076
00:59:13,930 --> 00:59:17,149
[Music]

1077
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:23,640
come

1078
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:26,640
never

1079
00:59:32,119 --> 00:59:35,559
with pette are you ready oh I don't know

1080
00:59:35,559 --> 00:59:37,960
El Dewey scares the crap out of me and

1081
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,839
that's okay channel that fear remember

1082
00:59:40,839 --> 00:59:42,359
you are a strong independent woman and

1083
00:59:42,359 --> 00:59:44,839
you must be reunited with your dog

1084
00:59:44,839 --> 00:59:46,599
anyone who bakes their dog a birthday

1085
00:59:46,599 --> 00:59:48,760
cake deserves nothing less oh and it's

1086
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:51,400
shaped like a

1087
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,640
bone and that kind of devotion can

1088
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:57,160
cannot be ignored well it's not easy to

1089
00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:00,480
find dogf friendly chocolate

1090
01:00:01,119 --> 01:00:03,559
substitutes oh in

1091
01:00:03,559 --> 01:00:08,599
the oh crap not you again polet get your

1092
01:00:08,599 --> 01:00:11,920
fat ass off in my property doey I want

1093
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:15,359
to see my dog I got to right and I bet

1094
01:00:15,359 --> 01:00:18,160
you didn't even know it's his birthday

1095
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:22,359
today oh oh it's your birthday it's your

1096
01:00:22,359 --> 01:00:25,480
birthday well you can't see him jaly gut

1097
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,520
best decision I ever made was throwing

1098
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,480
you out

1099
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:33,640
no can you believe I lived with that for

1100
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:37,000
10 years and that sheep SK never even

1101
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:41,079
got me a ring L they lived together for

1102
01:00:41,079 --> 01:00:43,400
10

1103
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:48,300
years of course EMT you are a

1104
01:00:48,300 --> 01:00:53,520
[Music]

1105
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,520
genius

1106
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:06,039
M Mr Dewey we are Miss Bona fante's

1107
01:01:06,039 --> 01:01:08,559
legal team lawyers I don't think you

1108
01:01:08,559 --> 01:01:10,119
realize that the great Commonwealth of

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01:01:10,119 --> 01:01:12,440
Massachusetts recognizes your 10-year

1110
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:13,799
relationship with Miss

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01:01:13,799 --> 01:01:17,640
bonafonte as a common law marriage and

1112
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,680
entitles her

1113
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,200
to Equitable division of

1114
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,240
property huh translation we're taking

1115
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:27,479
the

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01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,830
[Applause]

1117
01:01:30,830 --> 01:01:34,400
[Music]

1118
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:42,599
dog oh boy oh boy if I miss this face oh

1119
01:01:42,599 --> 01:01:46,119
hey l l this is the nicest thing that

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01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:50,920
anyone has ever done for me bar

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01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,839
none

1122
01:01:55,839 --> 01:02:00,240
wait was that

1123
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:04,079
law is this the point of law I'm feeling

1124
01:02:04,079 --> 01:02:07,640
kind of high you okay this is why we all

1125
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:12,000
study and slog to help the underdog I so

1126
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,960
identify guys Callahan got a big murder

1127
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:17,240
trial defending exercise Queen Brook

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01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,400
Windam he needs extra help so he's

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01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,319
posting his internship today ladies and

1130
01:02:21,319 --> 01:02:23,079
gentlemen I need the best and the

1131
01:02:23,079 --> 01:02:25,520
brightest congrats to the the choice few

1132
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,200
as for the rest of you welcome to the

1133
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:30,400
middle EMT I'm making you my co-counsel

1134
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:32,039
on the Windam trial prove yourself here

1135
01:02:32,039 --> 01:02:34,319
in the title associate isn't far off yes

1136
01:02:34,319 --> 01:02:38,480
sir we start Monday 9:00 a.m. sharp and

1137
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:41,799
uh make sure everyone dresses

1138
01:02:41,799 --> 01:02:44,359
appropriately oh I that is so great I'm

1139
01:02:44,359 --> 01:02:48,799
so proud of you oh yes score Warner we

1140
01:02:48,799 --> 01:02:51,039
got kahan's internship what it's just

1141
01:02:51,039 --> 01:02:53,680
like we planned bab oh this is just the

1142
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:55,119
beginning

1143
01:02:55,119 --> 01:02:56,960
wait it's it's

1144
01:02:56,960 --> 01:03:01,359
perfect make this the happiest day of my

1145
01:03:01,359 --> 01:03:05,480
life Warner it's absolutely stunning

1146
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,839
marry

1147
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:10,920
me

1148
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:23,240
yes all of this time I planned I'd be

1149
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:25,039
patient and

1150
01:03:25,039 --> 01:03:27,160
you would love me

1151
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:31,640
again you'd come to respect my mind and

1152
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:36,119
at last you'd find you could love me

1153
01:03:36,119 --> 01:03:40,000
again and I have turned my whole world

1154
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:45,480
upside down trying not to let you go

1155
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:51,599
watching you walk away it's like a fatal

1156
01:03:51,599 --> 01:03:53,119
blow

1157
01:03:53,119 --> 01:03:57,880
what what wo I said my name up on that

1158
01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:01,799
list does someone know that I exist is

1159
01:04:01,799 --> 01:04:05,000
this a aake am I even awake Pinch Me Now

1160
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,000
to make

1161
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:11,000
sure that is my name in black and white

1162
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:15,000
maybe I'm doing something right wo I

1163
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:18,319
feel so much better than

1164
01:04:18,319 --> 01:04:22,200
before Warner sorry I've been a past but

1165
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:25,160
I guess my best was not working with

1166
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:28,960
you but looks like I found a cure and I

1167
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:32,039
look forward to with you what working

1168
01:04:32,039 --> 01:04:34,880
with you hey remember when we spent

1169
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,640
spring break in the hearts of every

1170
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:41,559
night every said nothing else whatever

1171
01:04:41,559 --> 01:04:45,240
feels all right well there might seeing

1172
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:48,640
my name up on that list that L that the

1173
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:52,319
first time that we K thought I was Dum

1174
01:04:52,319 --> 01:04:56,160
but I think somebody's

1175
01:04:57,200 --> 01:05:00,559
taking my b in black and white it's like

1176
01:05:00,559 --> 01:05:03,760
making love with you night now W it

1177
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:06,610
feels so much better much

1178
01:05:06,610 --> 01:05:08,279
[Applause]

1179
01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:11,450
better much better I am so

1180
01:05:11,450 --> 01:05:18,520
[Music]

1181
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:21,480
much maybe she's what you prefer but hey

1182
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:23,279
last year I was her maybe you will

1183
01:05:23,279 --> 01:05:24,960
change your mind but you might look up

1184
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:27,160
to find I've gone on to better things

1185
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:29,480
better jobs or figuring I don't have the

1186
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:33,480
time to cry I'm too busy loving

1187
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:36,119
my

1188
01:05:36,119 --> 01:05:41,240
of who else can I tell oh wait

1189
01:05:41,839 --> 01:05:44,440
myself hey Mom look

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01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,319
my and

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01:05:46,319 --> 01:05:49,319
white

1192
01:05:49,559 --> 01:05:53,160
do I feel so much better I'll be there

1193
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:54,880
on Monday

1194
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:59,279
: then we will see who L the No No I

1195
01:05:59,279 --> 01:06:01,799
can't wait I will be there at eight when

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01:06:01,799 --> 01:06:03,920
they

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01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:10,160
h i dress I

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01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:13,400
see you much

1199
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:16,400
better

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01:06:17,119 --> 01:06:22,200
better and I am so M I am so I am so

1201
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:27,160
much I am so I am so much

1202
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:30,520
better than

1203
01:06:38,279 --> 01:06:40,150
before

1204
01:06:40,150 --> 01:06:41,400
[Applause]

1205
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:44,400
yeah hi I'm Brook Windom and welcome

1206
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,359
back to the Windom workout disc 2

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01:06:46,359 --> 01:06:48,319
Challenge and Our Daily Commitment to

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01:06:48,319 --> 01:06:51,480
being the best that we can be so grab

1209
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:54,039
your cardio with 5,000 cuz if you want

1210
01:06:54,039 --> 01:06:57,240
to get ripped You' got to get whipped do

1211
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,200
you want an easy Miracle do you want to

1212
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,640
lose a pound or two then you can turn

1213
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:03,880
this off right now my workouts not for

1214
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:06,000
you I'm talking to the woman who wants

1215
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,559
it all got to pay for what you get cuz

1216
01:07:08,559 --> 01:07:10,599
size two clothes don't come to those too

1217
01:07:10,599 --> 01:07:15,039
lazy to sweat I want you wh to sh when I

1218
01:07:15,039 --> 01:07:18,200
say know you're doing it right when you

1219
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:21,599
start to you don't look like you should

1220
01:07:21,599 --> 01:07:25,200
you got to whip it whip it whip it

1221
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:28,359
No Escape till you're whipped into shape

1222
01:07:28,359 --> 01:07:31,599
come on Sabrina you heer we're going to

1223
01:07:31,599 --> 01:07:35,440
sh I hate you and I love you for

1224
01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:38,119
it hey why'd you pause it we have a lot

1225
01:07:38,119 --> 01:07:41,440
to cover meet our brand new client Brook

1226
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:43,799
you can laugh but she's made tons off

1227
01:07:43,799 --> 01:07:46,520
her DVDs and book whip your way to

1228
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:49,400
tighter buns happily married so she

1229
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:52,240
swears to her 60-year-old stud till

1230
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,559
stepdaughter came downstairs and found

1231
01:07:54,559 --> 01:07:57,240
Brooke all covered in his blood if

1232
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,480
Brooke took a plea I'd have her out in

1233
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,279
three to four but she claims she did not

1234
01:08:02,279 --> 01:08:05,760
kill him did she let's watch some

1235
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:08,440
more well it's more than just a workout

1236
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:11,039
it's a defensive weapon too simply wrap

1237
01:08:11,039 --> 01:08:13,240
it round your salent neck and pull till

1238
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:15,119
he turns blue you can also use the

1239
01:08:15,119 --> 01:08:16,880
patented handle grip to shatter your

1240
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:19,479
attacker spine all for three small

1241
01:08:19,479 --> 01:08:21,000
payments of

1242
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:24,040
1999 get him lipped into shap when you

1243
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:26,799
get grief from a guy just work him over

1244
01:08:26,799 --> 01:08:30,238
with this till he starts to cry he don't

1245
01:08:30,238 --> 01:08:33,439
act like he should you got to wh it wh

1246
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:36,560
good it gets you out of any St and gets

1247
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:39,729
you Whi into shap come on

1248
01:08:39,729 --> 01:08:40,960
[Music]

1249
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:44,520
people what does not kill us makes us

1250
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:48,679
hotter okay hands who thinks she's

1251
01:08:48,679 --> 01:08:51,560
guilty okay now here is where you kids

1252
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:54,279
come in Brooke has trouble trusting me

1253
01:08:54,279 --> 01:08:56,880
I'm her only chance to win but I don't

1254
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:59,560
speak MTV though Brook won't help her

1255
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:02,600
own defense she may listen to her peers

1256
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:05,319
go and place a little sense in the space

1257
01:09:05,319 --> 01:09:08,399
between her ears not now I want her

1258
01:09:08,399 --> 01:09:10,960
whipped into shape if there's a brain in

1259
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:13,839
that hair tell it that I am the key it's

1260
01:09:13,839 --> 01:09:16,839
a plea or the chair see when I talk to

1261
01:09:16,839 --> 01:09:20,040
her I give neither plea or plan or Alibi

1262
01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:22,960
to quote from our defendant tape I want

1263
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:27,560
her ripped in shape to the

1264
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:37,960
jail come on ladies just because we're

1265
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:40,520
boss in women's Corruption of facility

1266
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:42,600
does not mean we can't become the best

1267
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,120
that we can

1268
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:47,759
be here we go circle circle under over

1269
01:09:47,759 --> 01:09:50,560
through around

1270
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:52,158
again

1271
01:09:52,158 --> 01:09:55,760
good Circle Circle under over through

1272
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:58,199
around all right ladies we can't break

1273
01:09:58,199 --> 01:10:00,600
out of here but we sure can break a

1274
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:04,280
flat left right

1275
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:09,080
good left right

1276
01:10:11,790 --> 01:10:14,080
[Music]

1277
01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:18,320
everybody I

1278
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:21,320
sh

1279
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:24,560
know

1280
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:26,320
sh you got

1281
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:30,199
to like prison ladies No Escape till you

1282
01:10:30,199 --> 01:10:32,919
ripped in the

1283
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:36,440
sh in the

1284
01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:40,040
sh swipe it swipe it swipe it through

1285
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:42,560
check it up double jump it swipe it

1286
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:45,400
swipe it through check it up double jump

1287
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:49,120
that's right you got

1288
01:10:51,100 --> 01:10:52,640
[Music]

1289
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:55,640
it

1290
01:11:00,199 --> 01:11:01,880
H Miss

1291
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:04,800
Windam Miss Windham you got some

1292
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:07,120
visitors Miss Windham I'm EMT Forest

1293
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:09,480
your co-counsel from stws owski Fox and

1294
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:11,480
cahan these four interns are the cream

1295
01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:13,960
of the crop at Harvard Law we're here to

1296
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:16,480
uh whip up your legal defense uh

1297
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:18,520
incidentally my mom is a big fan of your

1298
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:21,760
DVDs credits you with her Nutcracker

1299
01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:24,760
butt her words any who we'd love to

1300
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:26,760
discuss your case and go over a few

1301
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:29,120
choices we want to free you as soon as

1302
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:30,679
possible so that you can bring your

1303
01:11:30,679 --> 01:11:33,199
message back to your fans well good

1304
01:11:33,199 --> 01:11:35,840
that's all I want this ought to be easy

1305
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:38,040
great Callahan briefed me on your

1306
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:40,159
meeting and there is a significant

1307
01:11:40,159 --> 01:11:42,600
amount of evidence against you to free

1308
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:45,800
you the jury is going to need to hear an

1309
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:48,000
alibi not going to

1310
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:51,080
happen even though it could save you yep

1311
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:53,400
if you put me on that stand I'm going to

1312
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:56,320
be be forced to lie okay Miss wendam if

1313
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:59,159
we can't hear an alibi then you should

1314
01:11:59,159 --> 01:12:01,520
accept a plea bargain and admit to

1315
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:02,840
something that I didn't do but with a

1316
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:04,280
plea bargain you'd get out in a couple

1317
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:07,520
of years that sounds reasonable right

1318
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:09,840
reasonable to do time for my husband's

1319
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:15,360
killer not really whoa she's tough yo

1320
01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:18,840
sister yo not

1321
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:21,639
related you know what I need a legal

1322
01:12:21,639 --> 01:12:24,360
team that knows I'm innocent get out of

1323
01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:28,400
here all of you

1324
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:33,320
guard who is the girl with loyal friends

1325
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:35,599
and

1326
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:41,840
true who who has a bond as strong as

1327
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,000
crazy

1328
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,199
glue

1329
01:12:45,199 --> 01:12:48,600
whoo who can sound the call sisters all

1330
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:54,159
come through who who Delta new new

1331
01:12:54,159 --> 01:12:59,880
Del new new you are a Del new Del new

1332
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:03,280
Del you are a

1333
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:09,800
Del Delta news former UCLA president

1334
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:13,400
lwoods I knew I recognized your mug shot

1335
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:16,560
shut up oh yeah your DVDs Got Me In

1336
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:18,080
Shape to be June in the girls of UCLA

1337
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:21,440
calendar that is so great thank God

1338
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:23,840
somebody on this legal team gets me

1339
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:26,440
sisterhood's

1340
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:31,120
forever I believe you Brooke and I will

1341
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:32,679
fight with everything I have to clear

1342
01:13:32,679 --> 01:13:35,480
your good name but that involves an

1343
01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:38,239
alibi I can't tell it everyone has their

1344
01:13:38,239 --> 01:13:40,719
secrets for years I denied my

1345
01:13:40,719 --> 01:13:43,239
highlights it's beyond highlights L it's

1346
01:13:43,239 --> 01:13:46,120
a disgrace My secret is nuclear and if

1347
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:48,560
it gets out I could lose my fitness

1348
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:51,800
Empire which means everything to

1349
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:54,880
me if I tell tell you will you Delta new

1350
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:56,800
sister swear not to tell anybody I will

1351
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:59,239
double Delta new sister swear you're

1352
01:13:59,239 --> 01:14:01,360
hardcore okay here it

1353
01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:05,199
is on the day that my husband was killed

1354
01:14:05,199 --> 01:14:06,239
I

1355
01:14:06,239 --> 01:14:11,480
had what my you lipo suction minimally

1356
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:14,000
evasive outpatient lipo B lipo Windom

1357
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,679
your time's up I had to do it serious

1358
01:14:15,679 --> 01:14:17,880
cottage cheese was showing up on my

1359
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:20,199
ass your secret safe with me my

1360
01:14:20,199 --> 01:14:21,480
followers are depending on me I cannot

1361
01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:22,679
let them down you have to take care of

1362
01:14:22,679 --> 01:14:23,920
me all you SW

1363
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:26,639
L there you are where's Brooke the guard

1364
01:14:26,639 --> 01:14:28,880
just took her back great but I got The

1365
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:32,120
Alibi you're kidding what so what is

1366
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:35,840
it I'm afraid I can't tell you why not

1367
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:37,520
because I double deltan new sister swore

1368
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:40,679
not to L this is not some little sority

1369
01:14:40,679 --> 01:14:43,199
thing oh I know it's a big sorority

1370
01:14:43,199 --> 01:14:46,120
thing but don't worry Brook really had

1371
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:48,600
nothing to do with

1372
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:51,280
this think about it Brooks a Fitness

1373
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:52,960
Queen exercise gives you endorphins and

1374
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:55,480
endorphins make you happy happy people

1375
01:14:55,480 --> 01:14:57,639
just don't

1376
01:14:57,639 --> 01:15:01,960
kill EMT a

1377
01:15:02,199 --> 01:15:05,400
word L are you serious if you don't give

1378
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:08,159
up The Alibi we will all lose this case

1379
01:15:08,159 --> 01:15:09,159
well then I guess we're not very good

1380
01:15:09,159 --> 01:15:11,600
lawyers would you stop being a

1381
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:14,639
Marilyn look poar I

1382
01:15:14,639 --> 01:15:17,480
L Callahan wants that alibi give it to

1383
01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:19,800
him and you can sail through law school

1384
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:21,480
knowing that there's a big fat job offer

1385
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:23,320
waiting for you and you get out but I

1386
01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:26,400
gave Brook my word so what who cares who

1387
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:28,639
cares damn it let me be very clear this

1388
01:15:28,639 --> 01:15:31,400
is your chance I gave you simple

1389
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:33,639
instructions lead This legal team and

1390
01:15:33,639 --> 01:15:39,320
get me an alibi you're zero for

1391
01:15:41,719 --> 01:15:44,520
two everyone field trips over let's go

1392
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:46,920
back to

1393
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:50,520
work except you two I'd rather not see

1394
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:55,199
ratty corduroy or Legally Blonde against

1395
01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:07,440
today EMT I'm sorry I don't need you to

1396
01:16:07,440 --> 01:16:09,440
be sorry I need you to tell me The Alibi

1397
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:11,639
well I can't because I gave Brooke my

1398
01:16:11,639 --> 01:16:14,080
word but having an alibi is not the only

1399
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:15,639
way to win this case no but it sure

1400
01:16:15,639 --> 01:16:18,159
would help work with me we can free

1401
01:16:18,159 --> 01:16:20,800
Brook the right way the noble way this

1402
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:23,480
is not a lifetime original movie l I'm

1403
01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:25,120
not interested in nobility right now I'm

1404
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:26,960
more interested in Saving books life no

1405
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:28,159
you're not you're more interested in

1406
01:16:28,159 --> 01:16:30,520
impressing Callahan well he is my boss

1407
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:31,760
if I impress him he's going to make me

1408
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:33,600
Associates by jeopardizing your client's

1409
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:36,360
trust and our

1410
01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:41,400
integrity well when you put it that

1411
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:45,400
way exactly you

1412
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:47,679
butthead my word means something and I

1413
01:16:47,679 --> 01:16:49,239
know yours does

1414
01:16:49,239 --> 01:16:51,560
too no one's called me Butthead since

1415
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:54,120
the third grade

1416
01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:57,080
maybe not to your

1417
01:16:57,080 --> 01:17:01,679
face oh come on let's get out of

1418
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:04,560
here why do you always have to be right

1419
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:06,040
I don't have to be when I'm with you I

1420
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:06,760
just

1421
01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:10,760
am you want to impress Gahan I can help

1422
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:11,639
Okay

1423
01:17:11,639 --> 01:17:16,239
how listen I love your scruffy Vibe but

1424
01:17:16,239 --> 01:17:18,120
Casual Friday is so not in Callahan's

1425
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:20,159
vocabulary you got to look the part if

1426
01:17:20,159 --> 01:17:21,840
you want to get ahead L didn't your

1427
01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:23,520
mother ever teach you about not judging

1428
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:26,040
a book by its cover she did but I also

1429
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:27,320
know that books with tattered covers

1430
01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:30,120
stay on the shelf oh thanks a

1431
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:34,040
lot this isn't a perfect world you think

1432
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:35,960
I haven't been judged my whole life you

1433
01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:37,679
think it wasn't a good idea to make Navy

1434
01:17:37,679 --> 01:17:40,800
my new pink no that was a good idea I

1435
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:43,960
know where are we going

1436
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:46,360
exactly you trust me don't

1437
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:51,719
you of course then don't stop

1438
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:55,000
now

1439
01:17:57,760 --> 01:18:00,080
what is this

1440
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:04,159
place it's called a department

1441
01:18:04,159 --> 01:18:06,760
store

1442
01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:08,920
it's it's

1443
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:12,020
[Music]

1444
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:16,199
beautiful first a deep

1445
01:18:16,199 --> 01:18:20,280
breath take it all in feel all those

1446
01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:23,440
hens warming your skin

1447
01:18:23,440 --> 01:18:27,239
smell how they pump in pure oxygen

1448
01:18:27,239 --> 01:18:30,600
see they

1449
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:35,000
care love excuse me love the new

1450
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,280
fragrance from

1451
01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:38,800
Chanel oh

1452
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:43,320
no thank you I know you're scared

1453
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:45,800
nevertheless think of the people you

1454
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:49,080
want to impress so allow your pride for

1455
01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:51,920
me just not yes and

1456
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:56,320
prepare cuz something's in the air I

1457
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:59,520
think it's love exactly here you become

1458
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:02,679
what you're supposed to be you think you

1459
01:19:02,679 --> 01:19:04,320
can't but you

1460
01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:08,480
can think of the guy you want most to be

1461
01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:11,679
here's your chance to make it so take it

1462
01:19:11,679 --> 01:19:14,639
like a

1463
01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:22,960
man what does she want not really sure

1464
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:25,040
why can't we leave things the way that

1465
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:29,480
they were why can I never say no to her

1466
01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:34,280
what's that smell subtext by Calvin

1467
01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:37,719
Klein that I don't like that's kind of

1468
01:19:37,719 --> 01:19:40,840
neat guys who wear that get beat up on

1469
01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:44,400
my street still I've come this far I

1470
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:46,760
can't retreat in my

1471
01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:50,639
shell I'm in the hands of

1472
01:19:50,639 --> 01:19:54,000
H what the hell here you'll become what

1473
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:57,000
you're supposed to be you think you

1474
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,280
can't but you

1475
01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:04,120
can the guy you to be your chance to

1476
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:08,400
make it so take it like

1477
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:12,920
a God I love shopping for guys okay this

1478
01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:15,080
is strange watching them change right

1479
01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:17,239
before my eyes don't watch me change

1480
01:20:17,239 --> 01:20:19,719
look at him striking a POS his

1481
01:20:19,719 --> 01:20:23,360
confidence grows like a r it's just

1482
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:25,400
closed I

1483
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:29,960
loveo okay this is nice in a walk out a

1484
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:33,159
is this the price don't worry this is my

1485
01:20:33,159 --> 01:20:38,080
treat there's someone I'd like you to

1486
01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:42,520
[Applause]

1487
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:44,080
be

1488
01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:46,679
w i look like

1489
01:20:46,679 --> 01:20:49,679
Warner

1490
01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:54,719
yeah but it's just me

1491
01:20:57,679 --> 01:20:59,199
that's the best

1492
01:20:59,199 --> 01:21:02,080
part the outside is

1493
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:06,040
new but now it reflects what's already

1494
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:10,760
in you couldn't change that if I wanted

1495
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:15,199
to and I do not thank you no thank you

1496
01:21:15,199 --> 01:21:18,520
this is no gift it's payment and kind

1497
01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:21,199
cuz you saw beyond all the blond in my

1498
01:21:21,199 --> 01:21:24,120
mind oh we've got to buy this what are

1499
01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:27,800
you blind you look

1500
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:36,880
hot you become what you're suppos to be

1501
01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:39,360
you think you but

1502
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:44,120
you think the guy you want to be not

1503
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:47,600
quite the guy either chose to be but

1504
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:50,800
when she's standing so close to me I

1505
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:54,040
think I like her playing

1506
01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:59,719
a chance to make it a chance to make it

1507
01:22:07,050 --> 01:22:10,140
[Music]

1508
01:22:18,700 --> 01:22:21,560
[Applause]

1509
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:24,560
take

1510
01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:33,250
[Applause]

1511
01:22:33,250 --> 01:22:36,430
[Music]

1512
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:41,159
now you ready for your big trial are you

1513
01:22:41,159 --> 01:22:43,000
sure you don't want me to paint little

1514
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:45,920
gabbles on them for you that's okay

1515
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:48,120
pette that may be a bit too much all

1516
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:50,840
right classy lawyer pink it is oh when

1517
01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:52,880
those jury people see your nails they'll

1518
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:55,520
know they can trust you which is more

1519
01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:57,159
than what my team is doing they are all

1520
01:22:57,159 --> 01:22:59,239
over me to give up Brooks Alibi

1521
01:22:59,239 --> 01:23:02,800
including your friend emit well he's on

1522
01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:07,920
the team too in more ways than one oh oh

1523
01:23:07,920 --> 01:23:11,440
I've seen the way he looks at you

1524
01:23:11,440 --> 01:23:15,920
bu he's just my friend oh right well I

1525
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:17,900
could is a friend like

1526
01:23:17,900 --> 01:23:21,299
[Music]

1527
01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:26,040
that I've got a

1528
01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:30,239
package for Miss paet

1529
01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,639
bonafonte the name's

1530
01:23:40,639 --> 01:23:43,480
Kyle this is my new route and the first

1531
01:23:43,480 --> 01:23:44,639
stop of the

1532
01:23:44,639 --> 01:23:49,280
day kind of cool karma

1533
01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:54,480
huh

1534
01:24:07,639 --> 01:24:10,199
all righty

1535
01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:16,980
then do me a favor have yourself a super

1536
01:24:16,980 --> 01:24:21,129
[Music]

1537
01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:22,750
day

1538
01:24:22,750 --> 01:24:25,930
[Music]

1539
01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:29,760
oh oh my

1540
01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:35,840
go the new UPS guy is like walking

1541
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:41,600
porn so talk to him already oh yeah

1542
01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:44,719
you're right oh honey I can't talk to

1543
01:24:44,719 --> 01:24:47,560
guys like that I'm not like you I've got

1544
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:51,360
nothing to offer that's so not

1545
01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:53,119
true

1546
01:24:53,119 --> 01:24:55,080
oh my god did you see that she's got the

1547
01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:57,560
most perfect vendant Snap I've ever seen

1548
01:24:57,560 --> 01:25:00,080
you're a natural hi

1549
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:03,639
poette I see dead

1550
01:25:03,639 --> 01:25:07,400
people oh no this is just my Greek

1551
01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:10,040
chorus I am so psyched you can see them

1552
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:14,239
too now but I haven't had any

1553
01:25:15,719 --> 01:25:18,320
Jagger when your bendon snap has that

1554
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:20,199
much snap it's been known to alter all

1555
01:25:20,199 --> 01:25:23,000
laws of physics and logic what are they

1556
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:27,639
talking bend and snap the bend and snap

1557
01:25:27,639 --> 01:25:30,679
that's good that's real good it's a move

1558
01:25:30,679 --> 01:25:32,480
invented by UCLA cheerleaders to break

1559
01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:35,480
the will of the opposing team but it

1560
01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:37,880
also has real world applications the

1561
01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:40,719
benon snap is 99.99% effective on

1562
01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:44,480
straight men Oh great cuz I have such a

1563
01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:46,760
good track record with

1564
01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:50,119
them okay okay I see the problem here

1565
01:25:50,119 --> 01:25:54,480
and it's not physical no it's spiritual

1566
01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:56,400
poette just needs a little spirit and

1567
01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:58,840
Serena knows about

1568
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:04,119
Spirit she is a UCLA cheer team

1569
01:26:15,030 --> 01:26:16,080
[Music]

1570
01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:20,480
leader cheerleaders scare

1571
01:26:21,199 --> 01:26:23,719
me

1572
01:26:23,719 --> 01:26:25,920
Paulette do you know why cheerleaders

1573
01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:28,920
always get the guy and keep the

1574
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:31,400
guy because you jump around and show

1575
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:33,679
your

1576
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:37,920
panties

1577
01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:42,520
yes and and because we command and

1578
01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:46,000
demand attention for real you must

1579
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:49,400
become the cheerleader you fear yeah you

1580
01:26:49,400 --> 01:26:53,440
got the pom poms it's time to to

1581
01:26:53,440 --> 01:26:57,800
shake ready oh my

1582
01:26:57,800 --> 01:26:59,500
[Music]

1583
01:26:59,500 --> 01:27:02,719
[Applause]

1584
01:27:02,719 --> 01:27:06,639
okay look at my ass look at my thighs

1585
01:27:06,639 --> 01:27:08,679
I'm catnip to the guys they chase my

1586
01:27:08,679 --> 01:27:10,800
tail they drool and pant want to touch

1587
01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:13,360
this but they can't all the boys want to

1588
01:27:13,360 --> 01:27:15,520
come in play snap my fingers and they

1589
01:27:15,520 --> 01:27:17,600
obey why do they follow me around all

1590
01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:21,119
day watch Me While I walk the

1591
01:27:21,119 --> 01:27:24,960
away feel how hot it's

1592
01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:30,239
getting and when you got s the

1593
01:27:30,790 --> 01:27:33,909
[Music]

1594
01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:38,480
Trap oh that's easy for you to say girl

1595
01:27:38,480 --> 01:27:40,960
if you want to make the team then make

1596
01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:43,000
some self-esteem the more you jump

1597
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:45,440
around and scream then the sexier you

1598
01:27:45,440 --> 01:27:48,440
seem sorry girls that ain't how I play

1599
01:27:48,440 --> 01:27:50,400
this wouldn't work if I Tred all day I

1600
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:52,719
got to go get my asthma spray watch Me

1601
01:27:52,719 --> 01:27:57,400
While I walk away wa before you walk

1602
01:27:57,480 --> 01:28:01,320
away look how good you're

1603
01:28:01,560 --> 01:28:04,760
get right

1604
01:28:06,940 --> 01:28:09,960
[Music]

1605
01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:12,800
now it's not the time to overthink just

1606
01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:14,290
try it once he'll buy you a

1607
01:28:14,290 --> 01:28:17,280
[Music]

1608
01:28:17,280 --> 01:28:20,080
drink excuse me would you teach me that

1609
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:24,040
I'm tired of living alone with my cash

1610
01:28:24,639 --> 01:28:27,520
sure nowadays I do die jobs and curls

1611
01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:31,000
but here's how we did it in the Lor

1612
01:28:31,550 --> 01:28:34,680
[Music]

1613
01:28:38,679 --> 01:28:42,679
girl time chew it and we'll go away okay

1614
01:28:42,679 --> 01:28:43,920
okay okay

1615
01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:47,880
[Music]

1616
01:28:47,880 --> 01:28:50,880
okay

1617
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:54,000
Dam

1618
01:28:57,320 --> 01:29:01,080
hey wait a second when I beckon look how

1619
01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:03,880
the guys came running like

1620
01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:07,639
ack like a freaking Wicked will you pay

1621
01:29:07,639 --> 01:29:11,440
for stuff I buy and Bake Me cake and pie

1622
01:29:11,440 --> 01:29:14,360
and hold me when I cry that will tell

1623
01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:17,800
you why I'm to rocking a lock away all

1624
01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:20,400
the boys coming away dropping Jaws from

1625
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:24,119
a away watching how I walk away love to

1626
01:29:24,119 --> 01:29:26,800
watch her walk

1627
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:31,080
away now look at it's

1628
01:29:31,119 --> 01:29:34,320
get right

1629
01:29:36,239 --> 01:29:44,000
now I on my it it I on

1630
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:49,159
my I my

1631
01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:53,920
the

1632
01:29:56,719 --> 01:29:58,960
with

1633
01:29:59,520 --> 01:30:02,840
my I'm

1634
01:30:03,239 --> 01:30:07,519
to I'm going to get

1635
01:30:12,840 --> 01:30:18,639
some oh let did I leave my

1636
01:30:18,719 --> 01:30:20,840
stylus do

1637
01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:22,120
it

1638
01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:26,029
[Music]

1639
01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:31,240
oh

1640
01:30:31,240 --> 01:30:32,760
[Music]

1641
01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:35,600
crap in day three of the brook Windom

1642
01:30:35,600 --> 01:30:38,159
murder trial da Joyce Riley has been

1643
01:30:38,159 --> 01:30:41,320
grilling Nikos arit tacos Mrs windham's

1644
01:30:41,320 --> 01:30:43,840
pool boy all morning the waters could

1645
01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:46,480
get dicey let's hope the defense pack

1646
01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:49,440
their floaties Katie which is why you

1647
01:30:49,440 --> 01:30:52,560
should clarify for the court it exactly

1648
01:30:52,560 --> 01:30:56,159
what your duties were as the pool

1649
01:30:56,159 --> 01:30:59,480
boy cleaning the

1650
01:30:59,480 --> 01:31:03,320
pool wow total hone alert my God EMT is

1651
01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:06,159
that you El took me shopping EMT you

1652
01:31:06,159 --> 01:31:11,840
look sharp choc one up forel so Mr RG

1653
01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:15,800
tacos could you explain to the court

1654
01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:19,400
what exhibit a is that was my

1655
01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:22,159
uniform and was it Brooks idea to have

1656
01:31:22,159 --> 01:31:24,960
you wear this uniform yes and could you

1657
01:31:24,960 --> 01:31:26,440
tell the court exactly what your

1658
01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:29,840
relationship was to the

1659
01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:33,199
defendant Brook and I were

1660
01:31:33,199 --> 01:31:35,800
lovers no for the questions he was your

1661
01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:38,080
lover no ad Delta new would never sleep

1662
01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:39,320
with a man in a

1663
01:31:39,320 --> 01:31:41,719
thong I just like to watch him clean the

1664
01:31:41,719 --> 01:31:43,199
filters it's unbelievable you're all

1665
01:31:43,199 --> 01:31:45,199
making me look like an ass up there your

1666
01:31:45,199 --> 01:31:48,460
honor I request a 10-minute

1667
01:31:48,460 --> 01:31:50,320
[Music]

1668
01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:53,080
recess oh oh I'm so sorry I'll take this

1669
01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:56,040
outside Sor why didn't I Know About This

1670
01:31:56,040 --> 01:31:58,320
Disaster all right it is a setback it's

1671
01:31:58,320 --> 01:32:01,960
motive EMT pette what's up oh hey L I

1672
01:32:01,960 --> 01:32:03,960
just had to call and thank you the bend

1673
01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:06,719
and snap worked I may have broken Kyle's

1674
01:32:06,719 --> 01:32:09,800
nose but I got to spend 4 and a half

1675
01:32:09,800 --> 01:32:11,520
hours with him in the ambulance and at

1676
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:14,560
the ER and it was the most romantic time

1677
01:32:14,560 --> 01:32:16,560
I've ever had in my entire

1678
01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:18,960
life that is so great I told you the

1679
01:32:18,960 --> 01:32:20,800
benett snap is infallible unless the guy

1680
01:32:20,800 --> 01:32:22,400
is gay or something

1681
01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:26,320
I got to go bye oh okay

1682
01:32:29,960 --> 01:32:33,039
[Music]

1683
01:32:39,830 --> 01:32:43,010
[Music]

1684
01:32:43,630 --> 01:32:46,440
[Applause]

1685
01:32:46,440 --> 01:32:49,360
bye watch

1686
01:32:49,360 --> 01:32:52,800
this did you see it see what um no maybe

1687
01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:55,920
you should do it one more

1688
01:32:56,800 --> 01:32:59,800
time

1689
01:33:03,880 --> 01:33:06,280
please Nikos couldn't have had the

1690
01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:08,239
affair with Brook I just did the Ben and

1691
01:33:08,239 --> 01:33:10,320
snap in front of him and nothing clearly

1692
01:33:10,320 --> 01:33:12,719
he must be gay Nikos did leave a share

1693
01:33:12,719 --> 01:33:15,400
City in the pool house once wait wait

1694
01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:17,639
you want to out this guy on the stand oh

1695
01:33:17,639 --> 01:33:19,480
that's crazy you can't build a legal

1696
01:33:19,480 --> 01:33:21,880
strategy on the bendon snap we need a

1697
01:33:21,880 --> 01:33:24,040
defense not a dance move so you think he

1698
01:33:24,040 --> 01:33:25,719
perjured himself but you can't prove it

1699
01:33:25,719 --> 01:33:27,679
you know if you're wrong we look

1700
01:33:27,679 --> 01:33:30,480
desperate and homophobic but if she's

1701
01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:33,440
right and I know I am there right there

1702
01:33:33,440 --> 01:33:35,480
look at that tanel tended skin look at

1703
01:33:35,480 --> 01:33:37,360
the killer shape he's in look at that

1704
01:33:37,360 --> 01:33:39,679
slightly stubbly chin oh please he's gay

1705
01:33:39,679 --> 01:33:42,520
totally gay I'm not about to celebrate

1706
01:33:42,520 --> 01:33:44,639
every trait could indicate a totally

1707
01:33:44,639 --> 01:33:47,080
straight expatriate this guy's not gay I

1708
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:49,400
say not gay that is the elephant in the

1709
01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:53,080
room well is it relevant to assume

1710
01:33:53,080 --> 01:33:54,520
perfume is

1711
01:33:54,520 --> 01:33:56,880
autoally look at his qua and crispy

1712
01:33:56,880 --> 01:33:59,199
locks look at his silk translucent socks

1713
01:33:59,199 --> 01:34:01,280
there's the Eternal Paradox look what

1714
01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:03,840
we're seeing what are we seeing is he

1715
01:34:03,840 --> 01:34:07,119
gay or

1716
01:34:15,540 --> 01:34:17,400
[Music]

1717
01:34:17,400 --> 01:34:19,800
european y or

1718
01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:23,360
european it's to

1719
01:34:23,360 --> 01:34:25,360
guarantee or

1720
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:28,000
european well hey don't look at me you

1721
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:29,880
see they bring their boys up different

1722
01:34:29,880 --> 01:34:32,239
in those Charming foreign ports they

1723
01:34:32,239 --> 01:34:35,080
play peculiar Sports in shiny shirts and

1724
01:34:35,080 --> 01:34:38,360
Tin shorts they foreign fella the answer

1725
01:34:38,360 --> 01:34:44,119
could take weeks like while they you on

1726
01:34:44,119 --> 01:34:47,880
cheeks So Many Shades ofay depending on

1727
01:34:47,880 --> 01:34:50,800
the time of day the French go either way

1728
01:34:50,800 --> 01:34:52,400
she G or

1729
01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:54,760
European right there look at that

1730
01:34:54,760 --> 01:34:57,440
condescending smirk seen it on every guy

1731
01:34:57,440 --> 01:35:01,280
at work that is hat Jack that

1732
01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:04,080
not the elepant in

1733
01:35:04,080 --> 01:35:09,800
theant presume thatone in costume

1734
01:35:14,260 --> 01:35:17,520
[Music]

1735
01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:20,400
automatically so stylish and

1736
01:35:20,400 --> 01:35:22,199
relaxed

1737
01:35:22,199 --> 01:35:24,119
I think his chest is waxed but they

1738
01:35:24,119 --> 01:35:25,880
bring their Bo up different there it's

1739
01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:28,639
culturally diverse it's not a fashion

1740
01:35:28,639 --> 01:35:33,199
curse Hears aars A Pur they just EXO I

1741
01:35:33,199 --> 01:35:35,719
still crack thee yeah his accent is

1742
01:35:35,719 --> 01:35:38,320
Hypnotic but his shoes are pointy

1743
01:35:38,320 --> 01:35:42,760
toad European many shades of but if he

1744
01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:46,760
turns out straight I'm free at eight on

1745
01:35:48,920 --> 01:35:52,119
Saturday wait a minute give me a chance

1746
01:35:52,119 --> 01:35:53,800
to crack this guy I have an idea I'd

1747
01:35:53,800 --> 01:35:55,960
like to try the floor is

1748
01:35:55,960 --> 01:35:58,800
yours so Mr ARG

1749
01:35:58,800 --> 01:36:01,320
tacos this alleged affair with Miss

1750
01:36:01,320 --> 01:36:04,080
Windam has been going on for 2 years and

1751
01:36:04,080 --> 01:36:06,239
your first name again is nich and your

1752
01:36:06,239 --> 01:36:09,440
boyfriend's name is

1753
01:36:09,440 --> 01:36:11,800
Carlos sorry I Mis understand you say

1754
01:36:11,800 --> 01:36:14,600
boyfriend I thought you say best friend

1755
01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:19,080
Carlos is my best friend you

1756
01:36:19,080 --> 01:36:22,760
bastard you lying bastard that is it I

1757
01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:25,840
don't cover for you no more peoples I

1758
01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:29,920
have a big announcement this man is gay

1759
01:36:29,920 --> 01:36:32,199
I'm

1760
01:36:32,199 --> 01:36:34,880
up you got to stop your being a

1761
01:36:34,880 --> 01:36:37,520
completely closet case it's me not her

1762
01:36:37,520 --> 01:36:40,600
he seeing no matter what he say I swear

1763
01:36:40,600 --> 01:36:43,840
he never ever ever swing the other way

1764
01:36:43,840 --> 01:36:46,760
you are so gay you big par you play me

1765
01:36:46,760 --> 01:36:50,280
one you were not yesterday so it's time

1766
01:36:50,280 --> 01:36:58,040
a I'm proud say he's gay he's G

1767
01:36:58,880 --> 01:37:02,679
he's fine okay I'm

1768
01:37:03,560 --> 01:37:07,360
gay okay thank

1769
01:37:12,119 --> 01:37:16,000
you hey's

1770
01:37:20,199 --> 01:37:23,199
go

1771
01:37:24,719 --> 01:37:29,400
baby hey final p with

1772
01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:34,679
G to EMT for decisively turning the case

1773
01:37:34,679 --> 01:37:37,560
around and for nailing the pool boy ex

1774
01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:40,960
EMT nailed the pool

1775
01:37:42,599 --> 01:37:46,520
boy well I I have to share this Victory

1776
01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:50,280
with L to EMT and I can't believe I'm

1777
01:37:50,280 --> 01:37:54,280
saying this to L to l l okay but uh

1778
01:37:54,280 --> 01:37:56,280
since when did a finely tuned gar

1779
01:37:56,280 --> 01:37:58,480
qualify as a legal Victory ah but

1780
01:37:58,480 --> 01:38:00,080
without that GAR we wouldn't be

1781
01:38:00,080 --> 01:38:02,719
celebrating with champagne we'd be dead

1782
01:38:02,719 --> 01:38:06,920
in the water L Woods trusts her gut and

1783
01:38:06,920 --> 01:38:09,199
is shown more legal smarts than most my

1784
01:38:09,199 --> 01:38:11,800
staff she won this round making her a

1785
01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:15,239
good lawyer and uh while we'd still love

1786
01:38:15,239 --> 01:38:17,880
to hear that alibi she got by keeping it

1787
01:38:17,880 --> 01:38:20,159
she's never compromised the client's

1788
01:38:20,159 --> 01:38:25,080
Trust making her a great

1789
01:38:25,080 --> 01:38:28,880
one which is more than I can say for you

1790
01:38:28,880 --> 01:38:32,800
Warner be useful go get me a

1791
01:38:32,800 --> 01:38:35,199
coffee but we're drinking champagne

1792
01:38:35,199 --> 01:38:38,559
Splenda and

1793
01:38:45,239 --> 01:38:47,599
skim as for the rest of you go home get

1794
01:38:47,599 --> 01:38:49,320
a good night's sleep I need you all

1795
01:38:49,320 --> 01:38:52,800
sharp tomorrow morning

1796
01:38:52,800 --> 01:38:56,239
Miss Woods could I have a word of course

1797
01:38:56,239 --> 01:38:59,239
I'll catch up with you in a

1798
01:38:59,760 --> 01:39:03,159
second thank you Professor Callahan for

1799
01:39:03,159 --> 01:39:04,840
for what you said before it meant a lot

1800
01:39:04,840 --> 01:39:07,159
to me well you deserved it uh don't tell

1801
01:39:07,159 --> 01:39:08,840
the other lost students I said so I have

1802
01:39:08,840 --> 01:39:12,040
a scary reputation to uphold oh don't

1803
01:39:12,040 --> 01:39:14,159
worry your secret is safe with

1804
01:39:14,159 --> 01:39:18,760
me um but I uh I really do appreciate

1805
01:39:18,760 --> 01:39:21,119
this opportunity to work with you I have

1806
01:39:21,119 --> 01:39:22,599
learned so much no what you've learned

1807
01:39:22,599 --> 01:39:25,840
isn't the point you have instincts and

1808
01:39:25,840 --> 01:39:27,880
instincts legal or otherwise can't be

1809
01:39:27,880 --> 01:39:32,000
taught trust your

1810
01:39:38,119 --> 01:39:40,320
instincts I thought you were smarter

1811
01:39:40,320 --> 01:39:42,559
than

1812
01:39:43,880 --> 01:39:46,400
that is this the only reason you gave me

1813
01:39:46,400 --> 01:39:47,480
the

1814
01:39:47,480 --> 01:39:49,599
internship it's been nice working with

1815
01:39:49,599 --> 01:39:53,760
you miss Woods you can can show yourself

1816
01:39:55,020 --> 01:39:58,399
[Music]

1817
01:40:05,199 --> 01:40:09,440
out well hello Marilyn looks like you'll

1818
01:40:09,440 --> 01:40:12,239
make partner now I mean you really

1819
01:40:12,239 --> 01:40:16,519
earned it Warner shut

1820
01:40:17,350 --> 01:40:19,960
[Music]

1821
01:40:19,960 --> 01:40:22,960
up

1822
01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:37,119
take back the books and pack up the

1823
01:40:37,320 --> 01:40:41,239
clothes clear out the room and drop off

1824
01:40:41,239 --> 01:40:42,520
the

1825
01:40:42,520 --> 01:40:47,199
key leave with what's left of my

1826
01:40:47,199 --> 01:40:51,920
dignity get in the car and just go

1827
01:40:51,920 --> 01:40:53,080
[Music]

1828
01:40:53,080 --> 01:40:56,920
chalk it all up to

1829
01:40:56,920 --> 01:41:01,280
experience they said I'd fail but I

1830
01:41:01,280 --> 01:41:04,639
disagreed who could say then where my

1831
01:41:04,639 --> 01:41:07,119
path would

1832
01:41:07,360 --> 01:41:09,520
lead well now I

1833
01:41:09,520 --> 01:41:12,159
know back to the

1834
01:41:12,159 --> 01:41:19,000
sun back to the shore back to what I was

1835
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:24,520
before back where I'm own back in my own

1836
01:41:24,520 --> 01:41:27,679
very small

1837
01:41:27,679 --> 01:41:33,119
P laugh with my friends when I arrive

1838
01:41:33,119 --> 01:41:36,520
we'll drop the top and just

1839
01:41:36,520 --> 01:41:41,639
drive that's fine with me just let me

1840
01:41:41,639 --> 01:41:45,280
be Legally

1841
01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:52,840
Blond

1842
01:41:53,480 --> 01:41:56,080
[Music]

1843
01:41:56,080 --> 01:41:58,880
there she is intern of the

1844
01:41:58,880 --> 01:42:02,040
year thanks for your help and for all

1845
01:42:02,040 --> 01:42:03,040
you've

1846
01:42:03,040 --> 01:42:06,960
done thank you for treating me decently

1847
01:42:06,960 --> 01:42:10,560
what's wrong maybe someday you can visit

1848
01:42:10,560 --> 01:42:14,199
me give me a call say hello wait where

1849
01:42:14,199 --> 01:42:18,040
are you going sorry I'm letting down

1850
01:42:18,040 --> 01:42:20,400
everyone what brought on this you did

1851
01:42:20,400 --> 01:42:22,960
your best with a hopeless case that's

1852
01:42:22,960 --> 01:42:25,960
ludicrous you are the best thing about

1853
01:42:25,960 --> 01:42:29,400
this place well you should know tell a

1854
01:42:29,400 --> 01:42:30,560
hand hit on

1855
01:42:30,560 --> 01:42:33,719
me he

1856
01:42:33,719 --> 01:42:36,000
what he kissed me then he fired me and

1857
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:37,679
he made it very clear I don't belong

1858
01:42:37,679 --> 01:42:41,880
here he's wrong hey we'll fix it we'll

1859
01:42:41,880 --> 01:42:46,599
fight it EMT

1860
01:42:46,639 --> 01:42:49,760
please there's no reason for me to

1861
01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:52,760
stay

1862
01:42:55,480 --> 01:42:57,080
What about

1863
01:42:57,080 --> 01:42:59,679
love I never mentioned

1864
01:42:59,679 --> 01:43:03,080
love the timing's bad I

1865
01:43:03,080 --> 01:43:06,840
know but perhaps if i' made it more

1866
01:43:06,840 --> 01:43:10,040
clear that you belong right here you

1867
01:43:10,040 --> 01:43:11,560
wouldn't have to

1868
01:43:11,560 --> 01:43:16,000
go cuz you know that I'm so much in love

1869
01:43:16,000 --> 01:43:21,800
to the sun back to the shore back to

1870
01:43:21,800 --> 01:43:24,410
pleas will you open the

1871
01:43:24,410 --> 01:43:26,560
[Music]

1872
01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:28,320
the

1873
01:43:28,320 --> 01:43:33,280
don't we know your words so much

1874
01:43:35,960 --> 01:43:38,719
more to

1875
01:43:38,719 --> 01:43:44,320
smile if you can hear can I just say how

1876
01:43:44,320 --> 01:43:47,199
much I want you to

1877
01:43:47,199 --> 01:43:52,480
stay it's not up to me just let me

1878
01:43:52,480 --> 01:43:57,440
be Legally Blond I need you to stand

1879
01:43:57,440 --> 01:44:00,880
it's not up to

1880
01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:02,960
me just let me

1881
01:44:02,960 --> 01:44:04,400
[Music]

1882
01:44:04,400 --> 01:44:06,760
be

1883
01:44:06,760 --> 01:44:09,760
legally

1884
01:44:19,599 --> 01:44:22,599
BL

1885
01:44:26,560 --> 01:44:31,119
come on Rufus come on Rufus oh good boy

1886
01:44:31,119 --> 01:44:35,000
good boy good boy Rufus

1887
01:44:35,000 --> 01:44:41,119
sit good dog wow he really likes you and

1888
01:44:41,119 --> 01:44:46,520
I like him oh well hey thanks for

1889
01:44:46,520 --> 01:44:48,960
walking Rufus for me was the least I

1890
01:44:48,960 --> 01:44:51,280
could do consider consider this training

1891
01:44:51,280 --> 01:44:53,800
uh thank you for staying by me at the

1892
01:44:53,800 --> 01:44:56,760
hospital oh believe me the pleasure was

1893
01:44:56,760 --> 01:44:57,639
all

1894
01:44:57,639 --> 01:45:01,599
mine well I should get back to my route

1895
01:45:01,599 --> 01:45:04,170
now duty

1896
01:45:04,170 --> 01:45:07,720
[Music]

1897
01:45:07,960 --> 01:45:11,440
calls duty calls he's all that and he

1898
01:45:11,440 --> 01:45:15,400
has a job oh come on Rufus it's time for

1899
01:45:15,400 --> 01:45:18,480
your manicure good

1900
01:45:18,480 --> 01:45:21,320
boy be go

1901
01:45:21,320 --> 01:45:24,599
poette I Just Came to Say Goodbye what

1902
01:45:24,599 --> 01:45:26,520
goodbye I'm going back home to

1903
01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:30,639
California what California why back to

1904
01:45:30,639 --> 01:45:32,159
where I make sense honey you're not

1905
01:45:32,159 --> 01:45:34,000
making any now what

1906
01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:36,040
happened all of this time I thought it

1907
01:45:36,040 --> 01:45:37,400
was proving myself in making a

1908
01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:39,320
difference but it turns out I'm just one

1909
01:45:39,320 --> 01:45:40,840
big blonde joke and that's all anybody's

1910
01:45:40,840 --> 01:45:43,440
ever going to see wait a second that's

1911
01:45:43,440 --> 01:45:45,960
not what I

1912
01:45:49,040 --> 01:45:52,599
see we girl girls have to stick together

1913
01:45:52,599 --> 01:45:54,920
and maybe Warner saw a blonde who was

1914
01:45:54,920 --> 01:45:57,080
sleeping her way to the top but all I

1915
01:45:57,080 --> 01:45:59,400
see is a woman who doesn't have

1916
01:45:59,400 --> 01:46:02,280
to I used to pray for the day you'd

1917
01:46:02,280 --> 01:46:05,520
leave swore up and down you did not

1918
01:46:05,520 --> 01:46:08,480
belong Lu when I'm wrong then I say I'm

1919
01:46:08,480 --> 01:46:11,880
wrong and I was wrong about you so

1920
01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:14,760
listen up I see no end to what you'll

1921
01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:17,280
achieve that's only if you don't turn

1922
01:46:17,280 --> 01:46:20,560
and run you proved it to me now show it

1923
01:46:20,560 --> 01:46:23,360
everyone what you can do and you look

1924
01:46:23,360 --> 01:46:27,280
great in dark blue get back in the game

1925
01:46:27,280 --> 01:46:30,880
back on the case take a good look at my

1926
01:46:30,880 --> 01:46:35,040
face I'm not a fool and it's the rule I

1927
01:46:35,040 --> 01:46:36,840
do not

1928
01:46:36,840 --> 01:46:41,520
fall but I see AAR you're my new you got

1929
01:46:41,520 --> 01:46:44,560
the best freaking

1930
01:46:49,400 --> 01:46:52,400
SHO

1931
01:46:54,360 --> 01:46:57,800
sorry Vivian you keep it but I'm never

1932
01:46:57,800 --> 01:47:00,239
wearing that

1933
01:47:03,760 --> 01:47:10,239
again L honey you're in the supply

1934
01:47:11,000 --> 01:47:14,599
collet I know I said I've never wearing

1935
01:47:14,599 --> 01:47:18,400
that again I'm wearing

1936
01:47:18,400 --> 01:47:22,440
this in my back to the trial but I'm

1937
01:47:22,440 --> 01:47:24,480
going back in my

1938
01:47:24,480 --> 01:47:28,480
sty it's a fact when you're protack got

1939
01:47:28,480 --> 01:47:30,839
to

1940
01:47:30,920 --> 01:47:36,800
resp my me my I'm an

1941
01:47:36,800 --> 01:47:39,800
American

1942
01:47:47,840 --> 01:47:49,320
[Music]

1943
01:47:49,320 --> 01:47:50,870
nobody

1944
01:47:50,870 --> 01:47:52,800
[Applause]

1945
01:47:52,800 --> 01:47:55,400
oh my

1946
01:47:56,880 --> 01:48:00,000
God be

1947
01:48:00,960 --> 01:48:04,239
a honey look she's leading a parade mom

1948
01:48:04,239 --> 01:48:06,000
and dad take a

1949
01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:09,159
picture just one more

1950
01:48:09,159 --> 01:48:11,560
please everyone say cheese no say

1951
01:48:11,560 --> 01:48:13,270
legally

1952
01:48:13,270 --> 01:48:13,760
[Applause]

1953
01:48:13,760 --> 01:48:17,069
[Music]

1954
01:48:19,239 --> 01:48:22,239
blun

1955
01:48:26,560 --> 01:48:28,840
oh my god oh thanks GRE chorus but I

1956
01:48:28,840 --> 01:48:31,679
don't need voices in my head today hone

1957
01:48:31,679 --> 01:48:36,159
us the girls of we came to see

1958
01:48:36,159 --> 01:48:39,159
President

1959
01:48:40,320 --> 01:48:44,679
legally you got a right to be

1960
01:48:49,199 --> 01:48:53,320
legally poette what's going on oh well

1961
01:48:53,320 --> 01:48:56,880
we're all just cheering on our friend

1962
01:48:56,880 --> 01:49:00,239
now I've got another package for you oh

1963
01:49:00,239 --> 01:49:05,599
thanks Kyle B o bo hey what does the be

1964
01:49:05,599 --> 01:49:08,720
stand for

1965
01:49:08,720 --> 01:49:11,810
[Applause]

1966
01:49:14,860 --> 01:49:15,270
[Music]

1967
01:49:15,270 --> 01:49:19,119
[Applause]

1968
01:49:19,119 --> 01:49:22,119
Brendan

1969
01:49:22,330 --> 01:49:27,229
[Music]

1970
01:49:33,720 --> 01:49:45,030
[Music]

1971
01:49:45,030 --> 01:49:45,370
[Applause]

1972
01:49:45,370 --> 01:49:49,119
[Music]

1973
01:49:49,119 --> 01:49:52,119
w

1974
01:50:01,620 --> 01:50:04,699
[Music]

1975
01:50:19,040 --> 01:50:22,040
w

1976
01:50:24,190 --> 01:50:27,360
[Music]

1977
01:50:36,280 --> 01:50:39,840
back in the game back in the back the

1978
01:50:39,840 --> 01:50:41,440
hell out

1979
01:50:41,440 --> 01:50:45,440
every Mr you're fired guess who I hired

1980
01:50:45,440 --> 01:50:49,079
to represent me you got to be yeah you

1981
01:50:49,079 --> 01:50:50,470
got to be

1982
01:50:50,470 --> 01:50:56,959
[Music]

1983
01:51:09,880 --> 01:51:14,239
I said you're fired oh my God it's so a

1984
01:51:14,239 --> 01:51:18,199
prce yeah that show got cancelled that's

1985
01:51:18,199 --> 01:51:21,599
absurd L's just a law student she can't

1986
01:51:21,599 --> 01:51:24,119
represent you actually she can represent

1987
01:51:24,119 --> 01:51:27,079
Brooke your honor rule 3.03 of the

1988
01:51:27,079 --> 01:51:29,320
Supreme Judicial Court states that a law

1989
01:51:29,320 --> 01:51:31,960
student Miss lwoods may represent a

1990
01:51:31,960 --> 01:51:33,880
defendant in criminal proceedings only

1991
01:51:33,880 --> 01:51:35,599
if she has a licensed attorney to

1992
01:51:35,599 --> 01:51:38,520
supervis and without me she does not yes

1993
01:51:38,520 --> 01:51:41,040
she does I'm licensed your honor I'll

1994
01:51:41,040 --> 01:51:44,280
gladly supervise well I tell you will

1995
01:51:44,280 --> 01:51:47,639
you work for me remember no I work for

1996
01:51:47,639 --> 01:51:49,520
myself and I don't have to hit on

1997
01:51:49,520 --> 01:51:51,960
interns

1998
01:52:00,280 --> 01:52:05,320
Professor enjoy prison Miss Windam okay

1999
01:52:05,320 --> 01:52:08,920
bye as I live in GRE everything you

2000
01:52:08,920 --> 01:52:11,920
do thank you EMT did you actually think

2001
01:52:11,920 --> 01:52:14,280
I was going to let you get away um Miss

2002
01:52:14,280 --> 01:52:17,040
Woods in a day now you may proceed call

2003
01:52:17,040 --> 01:52:18,880
your first

2004
01:52:18,880 --> 01:52:20,440
Witness

2005
01:52:20,440 --> 01:52:24,079
we call Miss Chutney Windham to the

2006
01:52:25,639 --> 01:52:32,320
stand oh my God TTP total tragic

2007
01:52:33,130 --> 01:52:36,189
[Music]

2008
01:52:37,599 --> 01:52:39,639
perm Miss

2009
01:52:39,639 --> 01:52:41,920
Windam what was your relationship to the

2010
01:52:41,920 --> 01:52:44,280
deceased he was my

2011
01:52:44,280 --> 01:52:47,719
father and um did you actually see the

2012
01:52:47,719 --> 01:52:51,719
murder take place no I was in the shower

2013
01:52:51,719 --> 01:52:54,840
but when I got out I saw Brooke standing

2014
01:52:54,840 --> 01:52:57,159
over my father's body drenched in his

2015
01:52:57,159 --> 01:52:59,920
blood oh boy we're screwed don't listen

2016
01:52:59,920 --> 01:53:01,599
to him L you're

2017
01:53:01,599 --> 01:53:04,760
fine go

2018
01:53:06,400 --> 01:53:08,480
ahead Miss

2019
01:53:08,480 --> 01:53:10,880
Windam on the day of the murder did you

2020
01:53:10,880 --> 01:53:13,400
see anyone suspicious hanging around

2021
01:53:13,400 --> 01:53:16,599
suspiciously hanging around my shower uh

2022
01:53:16,599 --> 01:53:18,599
uh no before

2023
01:53:18,599 --> 01:53:24,360
that I was out getting a

2024
01:53:26,119 --> 01:53:28,280
perm but then you came home and took a

2025
01:53:28,280 --> 01:53:30,560
shower yes I was in the shower how many

2026
01:53:30,560 --> 01:53:32,440
your honor I would like to go to the

2027
01:53:32,440 --> 01:53:34,760
bathroom shouldn't you have gone before

2028
01:53:34,760 --> 01:53:37,199
the murder trial no I mean I would like

2029
01:53:37,199 --> 01:53:39,159
us to all go to the bathroom together

2030
01:53:39,159 --> 01:53:41,760
why do girls always do

2031
01:53:41,760 --> 01:53:45,119
that I mean I would like everyone to

2032
01:53:45,119 --> 01:53:47,159
return to the bathroom where this

2033
01:53:47,159 --> 01:53:50,480
alleged shower took place

2034
01:53:50,480 --> 01:53:52,190
I'll allow with Miss

2035
01:53:52,190 --> 01:53:54,920
[Music]

2036
01:53:54,920 --> 01:53:57,800
Woods at the scene of the crime but I

2037
01:53:57,800 --> 01:54:01,159
hope she's not wasting my time it poette

2038
01:54:01,159 --> 01:54:03,199
can you do this for me yeah yeah sure

2039
01:54:03,199 --> 01:54:06,639
sure going to do it on the to the scene

2040
01:54:06,639 --> 01:54:07,520
of the

2041
01:54:07,520 --> 01:54:10,960
crime to prove at the scene of the crime

2042
01:54:10,960 --> 01:54:13,280
here we are the crime scene scene of the

2043
01:54:13,280 --> 01:54:15,840
crime watch where you walk it's the SC

2044
01:54:15,840 --> 01:54:20,400
of the don't a CH it's the SC of the

2045
01:54:20,400 --> 01:54:22,360
oh my God

2046
01:54:22,360 --> 01:54:24,440
we with the cour stenographer please

2047
01:54:24,440 --> 01:54:27,320
read that back oh my God we BR it's aa

2048
01:54:27,320 --> 01:54:31,360
oh no before that oh witness yes I was

2049
01:54:31,360 --> 01:54:34,799
in the shower I thank

2050
01:54:37,079 --> 01:54:39,639
you now miss Windom you claim on the day

2051
01:54:39,639 --> 01:54:42,199
of the murder you were out getting a

2052
01:54:42,199 --> 01:54:46,040
perm was this your first perm no I've

2053
01:54:46,040 --> 01:54:48,800
permed my hair since junior high about

2054
01:54:48,800 --> 01:54:50,960
three a year

2055
01:54:50,960 --> 01:54:52,960
interesting my associate has just gotten

2056
01:54:52,960 --> 01:54:58,040
a perm herself today exhibit B Miss Enit

2057
01:54:59,260 --> 01:55:00,360
[Music]

2058
01:55:00,360 --> 01:55:03,799
Hoops thank you Miss

2059
01:55:04,130 --> 01:55:05,480
[Music]

2060
01:55:05,480 --> 01:55:08,199
bonafonte now would exhibit be's perm be

2061
01:55:08,199 --> 01:55:10,480
similar to your own du and one more time

2062
01:55:10,480 --> 01:55:12,280
you didn't see the murder or hear The

2063
01:55:12,280 --> 01:55:15,639
Gunshot because you were where in the

2064
01:55:15,639 --> 01:55:18,719
shower thank you Miss Hoops would you

2065
01:55:18,719 --> 01:55:21,599
step into the shower please

2066
01:55:22,590 --> 01:55:30,169
[Music]

2067
01:55:31,320 --> 01:55:34,199
idiot you can't get a perm wet for 48

2068
01:55:34,199 --> 01:55:36,239
hours exactly water activates the perms

2069
01:55:36,239 --> 01:55:38,079
ammonium thy glate and completely ruins

2070
01:55:38,079 --> 01:55:39,560
it it's the cardinal rule of perm

2071
01:55:39,560 --> 01:55:41,360
maintenance your perm is still intact so

2072
01:55:41,360 --> 01:55:42,920
you couldn't have showered that day why

2073
01:55:42,920 --> 01:55:44,320
would you lie about being in the shower

2074
01:55:44,320 --> 01:55:45,400
why would you lie about not hearing The

2075
01:55:45,400 --> 01:55:48,000
Gunshot why would you act I liked being

2076
01:55:48,000 --> 01:55:51,920
older than my dad's new armed candy wife

2077
01:55:51,920 --> 01:55:54,960
I didn't mean to hurt my father I didn't

2078
01:55:54,960 --> 01:55:58,560
mean to shoot him I thought it was Brook

2079
01:55:58,560 --> 01:56:00,440
coming through the

2080
01:56:00,440 --> 01:56:02,440
door oh my

2081
01:56:02,440 --> 01:56:07,079
God oh my God oh my God oh my

2082
01:56:07,079 --> 01:56:11,280
God oh my God oh my God hold on bad

2083
01:56:11,280 --> 01:56:13,840
enough that I'm in a John take her into

2084
01:56:13,840 --> 01:56:17,560
custody you're free and we apologize oh

2085
01:56:17,560 --> 01:56:20,639
my God if the dream come true I just

2086
01:56:20,639 --> 01:56:23,360
knew I could count on you and no one had

2087
01:56:23,360 --> 01:56:28,280
to know that I had lipos suction on my

2088
01:56:33,820 --> 01:56:36,978
[Music]

2089
01:56:40,360 --> 01:56:43,839
thighs oh my

2090
01:56:44,800 --> 01:56:48,280
God I think someone needs to talk to

2091
01:56:48,280 --> 01:56:51,840
you as it's okay

2092
01:56:51,840 --> 01:56:53,690
I'm I'm going to see you

2093
01:56:53,690 --> 01:56:58,079
[Music]

2094
01:56:58,079 --> 01:57:03,079
later El to think I didn't take you

2095
01:57:03,079 --> 01:57:05,440
seriously I was

2096
01:57:05,440 --> 01:57:09,840
wrong thank you Warner we do belong

2097
01:57:09,840 --> 01:57:12,800
together you showed me who we could

2098
01:57:12,800 --> 01:57:16,199
be together

2099
01:57:16,280 --> 01:57:18,400
again oh

2100
01:57:18,400 --> 01:57:22,920
Warner Vivian dumped you didn't

2101
01:57:23,400 --> 01:57:27,978
[Music]

2102
01:57:28,679 --> 01:57:31,840
she thought I dreamed of this day long

2103
01:57:31,840 --> 01:57:36,040
ago now my answer is thank you but no

2104
01:57:36,040 --> 01:57:40,480
look I've barely begun I'm hardly

2105
01:57:40,480 --> 01:57:44,440
through I was living in ignorant Bliss

2106
01:57:44,440 --> 01:57:47,760
till I learned I could be more than this

2107
01:57:47,760 --> 01:57:50,840
and you know in a way I'm I owe it all

2108
01:57:50,840 --> 01:57:51,760
to

2109
01:57:51,760 --> 01:57:54,960
you I thought losing your love was a

2110
01:57:54,960 --> 01:57:57,880
blow I could never

2111
01:57:57,880 --> 01:58:00,960
withstand but look how far I have come

2112
01:58:00,960 --> 01:58:04,960
without anyone holding my

2113
01:58:05,000 --> 01:58:09,880
hand I had to find my way the day you

2114
01:58:09,880 --> 01:58:15,320
broke my heart you handed me the chance

2115
01:58:15,320 --> 01:58:19,000
to make a brand new start you helped me

2116
01:58:19,000 --> 01:58:23,480
find my way there's still so much to

2117
01:58:23,480 --> 01:58:29,000
learn so many dreams to earn but even if

2118
01:58:29,000 --> 01:58:34,440
I crash and burn 10 times a day I think

2119
01:58:34,440 --> 01:58:36,040
I'm here to

2120
01:58:36,040 --> 01:58:41,480
stay I'm going to find my

2121
01:58:47,599 --> 01:58:51,119
way William shakes spe wrote to thine

2122
01:58:51,119 --> 01:58:54,800
own self be true and it must follow as

2123
01:58:54,800 --> 01:58:57,360
the night the day thou can not then be

2124
01:58:57,360 --> 01:58:58,679
false to any

2125
01:58:58,679 --> 01:59:01,480
man I believe this wise statement best

2126
01:59:01,480 --> 01:59:05,119
applies to a woman a blonde woman over

2127
01:59:05,119 --> 01:59:07,679
the past 3 years she taught me and

2128
01:59:07,679 --> 01:59:10,000
showed us all that being true to

2129
01:59:10,000 --> 01:59:13,320
yourself never goes out of style ladies

2130
01:59:13,320 --> 01:59:18,079
and gentlemen our valedictorian

2131
01:59:18,239 --> 01:59:21,239
Elward ladies and gentlemen of the class

2132
01:59:21,239 --> 01:59:24,079
of 20 here's a part where she gives her

2133
01:59:24,079 --> 01:59:26,800
big speech we're so proud but El's not

2134
01:59:26,800 --> 01:59:30,079
want to preach so she said we could play

2135
01:59:30,079 --> 01:59:34,000
where are they now here we go en it

2136
01:59:34,000 --> 01:59:37,679
practices family law Vivian's training

2137
01:59:37,679 --> 01:59:40,800
for the Peace Corp Warner quit said he

2138
01:59:40,800 --> 01:59:43,560
makes more modeling

2139
01:59:43,560 --> 01:59:47,280
anyhow Callahan ran for governor but was

2140
01:59:47,280 --> 01:59:50,560
defeated of course

2141
01:59:50,560 --> 01:59:53,400
and his wife hired emit to handle their

2142
01:59:53,400 --> 01:59:55,719
messy

2143
01:59:55,719 --> 02:00:01,119
divorce and me I think I'll find my way

2144
02:00:01,119 --> 02:00:05,199
and hey I married Kyle and now we have

2145
02:00:05,199 --> 02:00:10,159
two kids and one more on the way and we

2146
02:00:10,159 --> 02:00:14,400
live out in wer I bought a new

2147
02:00:14,400 --> 02:00:18,639
salon we also featured dog grooming here

2148
02:00:18,639 --> 02:00:24,520
take a card oops sorry back to L I thank

2149
02:00:24,520 --> 02:00:28,119
you one and all the ones who thought I'd

2150
02:00:28,119 --> 02:00:32,119
fall who taught me how to fail who

2151
02:00:32,119 --> 02:00:35,159
helped me to

2152
02:00:35,800 --> 02:00:40,040
Prevail I'm standing here

2153
02:00:46,920 --> 02:00:48,119
[Music]

2154
02:00:48,119 --> 02:00:50,480
today

2155
02:00:50,480 --> 02:00:54,199
oh and if you could give me one second

2156
02:00:54,199 --> 02:00:56,520
before we all

2157
02:00:56,520 --> 02:01:00,239
go am it Forest please make me the

2158
02:01:00,239 --> 02:01:06,839
happiest woman I know oh my oh my oh my

2159
02:01:12,199 --> 02:01:14,760
God but if there ever was a perfect

2160
02:01:14,760 --> 02:01:17,480
couple this

2161
02:01:17,480 --> 02:01:20,440
not found my

2162
02:01:20,440 --> 02:01:26,719
I found my way to love I finally found

2163
02:01:28,280 --> 02:01:32,000
my we love you guys no we love you guys

2164
02:01:32,000 --> 02:01:35,840
oh my God oh my God oh my

2165
02:01:40,679 --> 02:01:44,159
God oh my

2166
02:01:48,040 --> 02:01:51,040
God

2167
02:01:59,170 --> 02:02:02,359
[Applause]

2168
02:02:10,610 --> 02:02:13,740
[Applause]

2169
02:02:18,599 --> 02:02:20,960
w

2170
02:02:30,290 --> 02:02:33,779
[Applause]

2171
02:02:47,960 --> 02:02:50,960
a

2172
02:03:17,880 --> 02:03:20,880
he

2173
02:03:23,400 --> 02:03:26,400
a